Originally Posted by
AnOrdim
Now I want an ezscripted item like this in the game.
a cat-riding gnome costume
You could wear the costume around your chest.
It has been mainly crafted out of cloth.
Fashioned into a single garment, the top half is designed to look like a burghal gnome with stuffed fake tiny stubby legs extending out to either side. From the waist down, the outfit is fashioned to resemble a large cat's legs. A fake front half of a cat, fashioned from tiger skin dyed a bright pink, completes the gnome riding a cat illusion.
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