Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.

Robot racism? Yes, says a study showing humans' biases extend to robots

Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots?
You see them in films like Will Smith's "I, Robot" and Eve from "Wall-E." Real-life examples include Honda's Asimo, UBTECH's Walker, Boston Dynamics' Atlas, and even NASA's Valkyrie robot. All made of shiny white material. And some real-life humanoid robots are modeled after white celebrities, such as Audrey Hepburn and Scarlett Johansson.
The reason for these shades of technological white may be racism, according to new research.

This is just getting stupid now. This is Back level of stupid. Back, why do you consume literal shit like this?

[Parkbandit]

This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.

This is just getting stupid now. This is Back level of stupid. Back, why do you consume literal shit like this?

My stove top is black. I had 3-4 different colors to choose from and I chose black.

Therefore, I cannot be a racist.

[Ashlander]

My stove top is black. I had 3-4 different colors to choose from and I chose black.

Therefore, I cannot be a racist.

Ah but the stove serves you and you decided it had to be black therefor you want black people to be slaves again.

Racism confirmed!

[Parkbandit]

I bet PB is a regular over at {Edited out porn site}

Hopefully, everyone will report this message and you'll have to once again be force to create a new login ID.

[Parkbandit]

Ah but the stove serves you and you decided it had to be black therefor you want black people to be slaves again.

Racism confirmed!

Well that makes no sense.

If CNN says that owning a white robot is racist and I own a black "robot" oven, I am not a racist.

If you ever took a logic class, like the one time4fun taught.. you would know this.

[Methais]

This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.



This is just getting stupid now. This is Back level of stupid. Back, why do you consume literal shit like this?

Pro tip: White people don't actually have "white" skin and black people don't actually have "black" skin.

LOOK AT THIS RACIST OUTFIT (except for the black trim of course)

Ah but the stove serves you and you decided it had to be black therefor you want black people to be slaves again.

Racism confirmed!

But when the burners are heated up they turn red because PB ALSO WANTS TO ENSLAVE NATIVE AMERICANS AND THE KRYPTON SUN OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

[~Rocktar~]

This is an actual article from CNN. I'm not going to link to the article because I don't want to drive any traffic to CNN because I'm a petty ass like that.

Have you ever noticed the popularity of white robots? . . .

I wonder if CNN has ever noticed the popularity of white toilets?

[Methais]

Dem Rep’s Baltimore Home Burglarized on Same Day He Slammed Trump for Calling His City ‘Dangerous’

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...-home-n1038586

"Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!" --Trump

[Methais]

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...-home-n1038586

"Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!" --Trump

In before Trump is blamed for the break in.