Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

Sounds like he was a dumbass for going kayaking without a life preserver on.

I always use that shit as a cushion when I go kayaking.

[Wrathbringer]

I always use that shit as a cushion when I go kayaking.

Gross so your nasty ass gets all over it?

[Gelston]

Gross so your nasty ass gets all over it?

I'm sure mine isn't the only one.

[Wrathbringer]

I'm sure mine isn't the only one.

so that makes it ok?

[cwolff]

That guy was waiting his whole life to have a reason to pull out his sword like that, even had the 5 step plan and everything on how to take everyone out, and never got to use it

His life peaked the moment he unsheathed his sword.

Ahahahahaha!!! That is a grim description of the poor bastards life.

[Androidpk]

I always use that shit as a cushion when I go kayaking.

that's cause your fat and naturally buoyant

[Gelston]

that's cause your fat and naturally buoyant

Or because I know how to swim because I was a WSQ.

[Androidpk]

Or because I know how to swim because I was a WSQ.

Wavelet scalar quantization?

[Gelston]

Wavelet scalar quantization?

There used to be different levels of Water Survival qualifications in the Marines, there still are but they changed shit around. 3rd Class, 2nd Class, 1st Class, and Q. I was Q. Very few people were Q. Most people stopped at 1st Class.

[leifastagsweed]

that's cause your fat and naturally buoyant

*You're...and this, so much, just properly spelled.