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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Because that would totally be inconceivable right?
    I seriously doubt that the WH doctor who also worked under Bush and Obama is going to give a fuck and lie about something so pointless and petty.

    Now that you mention it though, I’m surprised one of those ultra butthurt reporters in attendance didn’t try accusing the doctor of lying. They certainly tried and failed with everything else. They’re all bent out of shape over Trump acing his physical and mental exams. And it’s glorious.
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    Trump is the Commander in Chief, the doctor, seeing as he's military, has to listen to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Trump is the Commander in Chief, the doctor, seeing as he's military, has to listen to him.
    He has to follow lawful orders. Telling him to lie isn't a lawful order.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He has to follow lawful orders. Telling him to lie isn't a lawful order.
    Sure.

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    His draft card lists him as 6'2. Adding that extra inch makes it so his BMI doesn't list him as obese.

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    I'm 6'3" and 215 and the idea that DJT is only 24lbs heavier than me is laughable considering he doesn't have an ounce of muscle on him and exists on diet coke and McDonalds. I'd like to get under 210 myself; Trump is flat out an obese person. I was 265 back when I started to work out around 09, and I was a much Trumpier looking human at that weight. That said I don't think being a lardo is relevant to the presidency. Do it Trump, go for 3 bills. I believe in you!

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    Taft was so fat he had a special bathtub made for him.

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    From the people who brought you the police action of Vietnam and enhanced interrogation, it's "legislating specifically on projects"! Definitely not earmarks! It's very, very different.

    For starters, the government has less money to spend now, so politicians won't even try to spend too much.

    Yes, this is seriously the argument a politician made.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    His draft card lists him as 6'2. Adding that extra inch makes it so his BMI doesn't list him as obese.
    His hair probably adds the last inch.

    Either way, this is totally grounds for impeachment I assume?
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