Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

Here’s just a partial list of Berky’s excuses and the ways she tried to throw her weight around to get out of the ticket:

* On the phone with her son. (illegal in NY)
* Going with the flow of traffic.
* She’s a local lawmaker.
* On her way to a job interview.
* On her way to take her son to parties.
* If she didn’t go with the flow of traffic, other drivers would honk at her.
* She started crying.
* She wailed that the fines were too expensive.
* Said she suffered from PTSD.
* Appeared to feign a panic attack while appearing to hyperventilate and then calmly answered her phone.
* Accused officer of singling her out.
* Said she missed the job interview.
* Claimed cop was ruining her career.
* Said the officer made her feel unsafe.
* “I work 24 hours a day just to support my family."
* Calls assistant during the call to see if her schedule is clear for court date.

New York deserves representatives like this.

[Gelston]

[rolfard]

Here’s just a partial list of Berky’s excuses and the ways she tried to throw her weight around to get out of the ticket:

* On the phone with her son. (illegal in NY)
* Going with the flow of traffic.
* She’s a local lawmaker.
* On her way to a job interview.
* On her way to take her son to parties.
* If she didn’t go with the flow of traffic, other drivers would honk at her.
* She started crying.
* She wailed that the fines were too expensive.
* Said she suffered from PTSD.
* Appeared to feign a panic attack while appearing to hyperventilate and then calmly answered her phone.
* Accused officer of singling her out.
* Said she missed the job interview.
* Claimed cop was ruining her career.
* Said the officer made her feel unsafe.
* “I work 24 hours a day just to support my family."
* Calls assistant during the call to see if her schedule is clear for court date.

New York deserves representatives like this.

New York deserves to give that cop a medal

[Tgo01]

You sound like an Islamophobe.

[Gelston]

You sound like an Islamophobe.

[Tgo01]

Double Islamphobe!

[drauz]

Here’s just a partial list of Berky’s excuses and the ways she tried to throw her weight around to get out of the ticket:

* On the phone with her son. (illegal in NY)
* Going with the flow of traffic.
* She’s a local lawmaker.
* On her way to a job interview.
* On her way to take her son to parties.
* If she didn’t go with the flow of traffic, other drivers would honk at her.
* She started crying.
* She wailed that the fines were too expensive.
* Said she suffered from PTSD.
* Appeared to feign a panic attack while appearing to hyperventilate and then calmly answered her phone.
* Accused officer of singling her out.
* Said she missed the job interview.
* Claimed cop was ruining her career.
* Said the officer made her feel unsafe.
* “I work 24 hours a day just to support my family."
* Calls assistant during the call to see if her schedule is clear for court date.

New York deserves representatives like this.

This was painful to watch. She literally talked herself into a points violations.

[Parkbandit]

LOL. People are dumb af.

[Parkbandit]

New York deserves to give that cop a medal

Seriously. This is why police can't carry night sticks now.. because that dumb fucking bitch should have been cold cocked.

[Gelston]

Seriously. This is why police can't carry night sticks now.. because that dumb fucking bitch should have been cold cocked.

Oh, trust me, some police still carry night sticks. They are trained to use them too. It is very non-lethal. I have the training. You can take down a guy double your size with it. You're not even beating them with it, you just put it in the right place and you can have them begging for cuffs.