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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    The virtue signaling coming out of Hollywood is amazing.



    Ron doing his part to end the dreaded climate change = insulting a woman with apposing political views.
    That's the home of Ronald Perleman, a multi-billionaire who made his fortune on Wall Street through leveraged buyouts.
    Hollywood A-list actors can get very rich but not quite Wall Street rich.

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    Greek Life retreat cancelled after banana peel found in tree

    A student said he threw the peel because he could not find a garbage can, but the incident made some students uneasy, so the school “felt it was imperative to provide space immediately to students affected by this incident.”

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9679

    I hope this is satire, but I don't really have any actual hope left.
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Greek Life retreat cancelled after banana peel found in tree

    A student said he threw the peel because he could not find a garbage can, but the incident made some students uneasy, so the school “felt it was imperative to provide space immediately to students affected by this incident.”

    https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9679

    I hope this is satire, but I don't really have any actual hope left.
    Banana peels are serious business!

    Studies show that black people are 12.26% more likely to slip and fall on a banana peel than a white person so clearly this was a targeted attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Banana peels are serious business!

    Studies show that black people are 12.26% more likely to slip and fall on a banana peel than a white person so clearly this was a targeted attack.
    What are the numbers for slipping on banana peels in trees though?

    I just want to know why a banana peel in a tree is such a traumatizing experience, even for these fragile little fucks.
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I just want to know why a banana peel in a tree is such a traumatizing experience, even for these fragile little fucks.
    One would need to disengage completely from reality in order to even attempt to understand the mental gymnastics going on with this outrage.

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    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kobold View Post
    That's the home of Ronald Perleman, a multi-billionaire who made his fortune on Wall Street through leveraged buyouts.
    Hollywood A-list actors can get very rich but not quite Wall Street rich.
    McMansions all look the same to me



    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    One would need to disengage completely from reality in order to even attempt to understand the mental gymnastics going on with this outrage.
    That's adorable.



    I keep trying to tell you people.

    Everything you agree with now was a matter of contention in the past.

    That's just a fact.

    Ergo, everything that's a matter of contention now will be universally acclaimed on one side or the other in the future.

    Check it out with or without Brule (, Doctor Steve).

    Think about it. Think. Think about it.

    You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea. You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can't be.

    You can make your peace with it, or you can grow continually disaffected as time goes on and progress continues. Those are literally your only two choices.
    Hasta pronto, porque la vida no termina aqui...
    America, stop pushing. I know what I'm doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    That's adorable.



    I keep trying to tell you people.

    Everything you agree with now was a matter of contention in the past.

    That's just a fact.

    Ergo, everything that's a matter of contention now will be universally acclaimed on one side or the other in the future.

    Check it out with or without Brule (, Doctor Steve).

    Think about it. Think. Think about it.

    You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea. You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can't be.

    You can make your peace with it, or you can grow continually disaffected as time goes on and progress continues. Those are literally your only two choices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinsorm View Post
    That's adorable.



    I keep trying to tell you people.

    Everything you agree with now was a matter of contention in the past.

    That's just a fact.

    Ergo, everything that's a matter of contention now will be universally acclaimed on one side or the other in the future.

    Check it out with or without Brule (, Doctor Steve).

    Think about it. Think. Think about it.

    You can't stop the river as it rushes to the sea. You can try to stop the hands of time, but you know it just can't be.

    You can make your peace with it, or you can grow continually disaffected as time goes on and progress continues. Those are literally your only two choices.
    Hey! We're not "you people," you people are "you people!"

    @Whirlin hate speech!
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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