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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    How is Warren going to pay for all of the deadbeats' student loan debt if responsible people like him don't pay his bills and taxes?

    It's pretty crazy really. Just a short 15 years ago a candidate promising to lower your taxes would be seen as a candidate that is tough to beat. If a candidate talked about raising taxes they would have to do a lot of groveling and explaining as to why raising taxes is necessary. Now Democrats are just like "LOLZ!!! Imma raise your taxes so fast and so hard you won't even see it coming!"

    Now a Democratic candidate can't hope to win their party's nomination unless they promise to raise your taxes as high as possible while giving away as much tax money as possible to people who don't pay their bills or pay taxes.

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    If any debt forgiveness for student loans comes to fruition, I'll be suing the government for reimbursement to my Florida 529 plan.

    This father is 100% correct.
    Last edited by Parkbandit; 01-24-2020 at 09:17 AM.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alfster View Post
    She's as sue happy as Nunes apparently.
    You can't just say things because your feelings are hurt and you lost your election.

    Words have consequences.

    Hope Tulsi wins.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



  6. #8286

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    Reporter to Ted Cruz: If what the Bidens did is illegal then shouldn't half of your children be in prison?
    Ted Cruz: My children are 9 and 11, why do you want to put a 9 and an 11 year in prison? Stop with the nasty Washington games.
    Reporter: It's not a nasty game!
    Ted Cruz: Attacking a 9 year old isn't nasty?
    Reporter: Senator, I had no idea your children were that young.

    Really? Your entire point was Cruz's kids MUST be doing the same shit as Biden's kids are doing and you don't even fucking know how old his kids are?

    Fake. Fucking. News.
    Last edited by Tgo01; 01-28-2020 at 12:02 AM.

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