Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

Rand Paul's beating was over a property dispute, lol.

That's the excuse the neighbor gave.

The neighbor just happened to be one of those "Trump is putting children in cages!!" Democrats and one day he just snaps and beats the shit out of Rand Paul, not because Rand Paul is complicit in the caging of kids, but because Rand Paul was piling leaves near his property line or some shit like that.

[Astray]

To be fair, if you pile your leaves on the property line, you're a cunt.

[Tgo01]

To be fair, if you pile your leaves on the property line, you're a cunt.

You know you love diving into a huge pile of leaves.

[Astray]

You know you love diving into a huge pile of leaves.

Hell no, I got allergies.

[Tgo01]

Let me get this straight:

Tlaib and Omar support BDS (an anti-semitic movement aimed at destroying the only Jewish state in the entire world), they have said they don't believe Israel has a right to exist, had the balls to refer to Israel as Palestine as the destination of their visit, and are now calling foul because Israel said fuck you bitches and stay out of our country? And the loony Democrats are going along with Tlaib and Omar's bullshit?

This gets even better. Tlaib sent a tearful letter to the immigration or whatever guy in Israel, saying this might be the last chance she has to visit her 90 year old grandmother and asking if they could make an exception.

Apparently Tlaib was hoping they would deny this request as well so she could cry all over social media saying "They won't even let me visit my 90 year old grandmother! The Jews are evil!" Because Israel said they would make an exception to allow her to visit her grandmother but she turned down the offer, called Israel a bunch of anti-Muslim bigots, and demanded she be granted all her "rights." Her "rights" to visit any foreign nation apparently.

[Taernath]

That's the excuse the neighbor gave.

The neighbor just happened to be one of those "Trump is putting children in cages!!" Democrats and one day he just snaps and beats the shit out of Rand Paul, not because Rand Paul is complicit in the caging of kids, but because Rand Paul was piling leaves near his property line or some shit like that.

It's a very white suburban dad thing to fight over. I can see it.

[Methais]

It's a very white suburban dad thing to fight over. I can see it.

Little League parent brawls are still the best though.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Gelston]

[Astray]

What the fuck?