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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    OIL IS BLACK
    Crude oil can be transparent, yellow-green, reddish, amber, brown, or black. Racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Why your oil gotta be black? Oh I see, you want black oil in your engine doing all of the work to keep your car running! Where would yo white ass be without that black oil?! Probably stranded on the side of the road wondering where all your white privilege went!
    My car runs on milk.

    WHITE MILK!!!!
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Crude oil can be transparent, yellow-green, reddish, amber, brown, or black. Racist.
    That makes sense, since they also refer to oil as TRANSPARENT YELLOW-GREEN REDDISH AMBER BROWN OR BLACK GOLD.

    Thank you for helping me become more diverse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    That makes sense, since they also refer to oil as TRANSPARENT YELLOW-GREEN REDDISH AMBER BROWN OR BLACK GOLD.

    Thank you for helping me become more diverse.
    They only called it black gold because it was the early 1900s and they were all racists back then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    They only called it black gold because it was the early 1900s and they were all racists back then.
    "Back then"? You crackers are all racist today!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    "Back then"? You crackers are all racist today!
    I'm .3% African. Racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I'm .3% African. Racist.
    You're 10 times more black than Warren is Native American?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    You're 10 times more black than Warren is Native American?
    According to my DNA test, yes. I am not a member of an African tribe though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    According to my DNA test, yes. I am not a member of an African tribe though.
    Can you dance really well? What's your favorite flavor of soda?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Can you dance really well? What's your favorite flavor of soda?
    no, but I do like grape a lot.
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