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Thread: Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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    CANCELLED MY PREORDER!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taernath View Post
    CANCELLED MY PREORDER!!!!
    It has Keanu Reeves though.
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    Iran shoots down a US drone.
    Trump: "Iran made a big mistake."
    Media: OMG! TRUMP IS GONNA GO TO WAR WITH IRAN! HE'S SUCH A LUNATIC!!!
    Trump a few hours later: I don't think Iran intentionally shot down the drone, I think someone made a big mistake.
    Media: WTF?! Why are you downplaying this shit, Trump?! THEY SHOT DOWN A US DRONE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    It has Keanu Reeves though.
    CANCEL HIS PREORDER JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    Iran shoots down a US drone.
    Trump: "Iran made a big mistake."
    Media: OMG! TRUMP IS GONNA GO TO WAR WITH IRAN! HE'S SUCH A LUNATIC!!!
    Trump a few hours later: I don't think Iran intentionally shot down the drone, I think someone made a big mistake.
    Media: WTF?! Why are you downplaying this shit, Trump?! THEY SHOT DOWN A US DRONE!!!!
    Iran needs a Desert Storm moment. Lets take out every airbase and radar installation they have and see how much shit talking we get from them then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    Iran needs a Desert Storm moment. Lets take out every airbase and radar installation they have and see how much shit talking we get from them then.
    I'd love that, but it would be extremely destabilizing for an already unstable region. I don't think we should go much more than taking out naval assets.
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    Last edited by Methais; 06-20-2019 at 03:52 PM.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Dude was wearing the kevlar vests that were issued in the early '80s. Guess it didn't work anymore. Perfect shot, right in his fucking sternum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Dude was wearing the kevlar vests that were issued in the early '80s. Guess it didn't work anymore. Perfect shot, right in his fucking sternum.
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    Yeah, dude was a giant clusterfuck. I actually knew dudes exactly like this in the military. Running aroudn looking like a bag of ass with a broken sling and just being all around retarded. Usually got them straightened out. Heard this guy was discharged just before his second year though. Maybe if he hadn't it wouldn't have come to him doing this... Or maybe he just would have been more tactically sound and it would have been worse.
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