Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Velfi]

[Shaps]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...032746126.html

"New audit backs up Elon Musk’s concerns about fake Twitter accounts"

"“These accounts were randomly selected, by machine, from a set of 130+ million public, active profiles. Our analysis found that 19.42%, nearly four times Twitter’s Q4 2021 estimate, fit a conservative definition of fake or spam accounts (i.e. our analysis likely undercounts).”

"The software firm SparkToro quantified that amount at 49.3 percent of the president’s total Twitter following..."

What was it again... Elon was worried that Twitter lied to the SEC? Ahh who knows, I'm sure Twitter is on the up and up.

[Gelston]

Lol, half of Bidens followers are bots.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....t-reveals/amp/

[Parkbandit]

Lol, half of Bidens followers are bots.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost....t-reveals/amp/

So... 5% is spot on.

Sorry I questioned Twitter, Seran.

[Seran]

Hahaha

[Methais]

That's not even remotely accurate a comparison because there's no right to inspection. No more aptly this is somebody who decided to buy a car, paid a large deposit and sign a contract and then heard a rumor that another make and model had an issue and then decided to claim the dealership was haunted as an excuse to get out of the sale.

This might be the worst analogy I've ever heard in my life.

Big shocker that it came from you.

[Methais]

Musk is that kid who screams for six months to go on a Disney cruise and then melts down the moment board the ship because you can't prove sharks can't claim from the ocean and into the bath tub.

Sharks can't what? What are they claiming?

You're having another stroke aren't you?

Still waiting for you to tell us what "abstinence" is, and what republicans are doing to block it.

Did you realize how retarded you are in a rare moment of self awareness, and that's why you keep ignoring the issue?

[Shaps]

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxyUe...b-iyVuPOjdwQvh

Protect yourself Tweeps! **in a low whispering voice "and stay silent or suffer!"**

[Parkbandit]

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dhs-...ry?id=84808464

Sorry.. we went through this once back in the 40's in Germany.. and it didn't work out very well then.

[Seran]

Looks like Elon Musk is joining the ranks of powerful men who believe it entitles them to use their employees as they see fit. No wonder he's such a good friend of Donald Trump.

Space XXX as Drudge put it is right!

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

SpaceX, the aerospace firm founded by Elon Musk, the world's wealthiest man, paid a flight attendant $250,000 to settle a sexual misconduct claim against Musk in 2018, Insider has learned.

The attendant worked as a member of the cabin crew on a contract basis for SpaceX's corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider.

"He whipped out his penis, it was erect," the friend said, describing the allegations. "And he started propositioning her, like he touched her thigh and told her he would buy her a horse. And he basically tried to bribe her to perform some sort of sexual favor."

https://www.businessinsider.com/spac...conduct-2022-5