Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Neveragain]

De Blasio campaign event in Iowa draws roughly 15 attendees

[Back]

That dude had dirt on everyone. It could be any number of people, including the UK Royal family.

One of his victims all grown up getting revenge?

[RichardCranium]

One of his victims all grown up getting revenge?

The Clintons/Trump/Royal Family would never allow this.

[Astray]

So, was he on suicide watch after his first 'attempt'?

[Gelston]

So, was he on suicide watch after his first 'attempt'?

They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.

[Parkbandit]

They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.

They were saying no at first.. but then he attempted to kill himself, so they said he was.. but then he actually committed "suicide" so they said he was taken off it.

I swear.. are a bunch of Backlashes in charge of the prison there?

[Methais]

They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.

Supposedly he was on suicide watch after the first "attempt" which he said after that someone was trying to kill him.

Now they're saying he was taken off suicide watch not long before he got suicided.

And the guards were working their 5th day of overtime.

And failed to follow protocol.

I swear.. are a bunch of Backlashes in charge of the prison there?

Yes.

So the highest of high profile people being held in jail in a cell by himself, who's an extremely likely candidate for either suicide or to be murdered, and they still can't protect him and he winds up dead.

Meanwhile, idiots like BacKKKlash still think that if we just turn in all of our guns the government will protect us.

[Methais]

[Parkbandit]

While I still think it's stupid.. I love it when liberals die by the same standards they hold Conservatives to. #MeToo was awesome.

[Parkbandit]

Supposedly he was on suicide watch after the first "attempt" which he said after that someone was trying to kill him.

Now they're saying he was taken off suicide watch not long before he got suicided.

And the guards were working their 5th day of overtime.

And failed to follow protocol.

Yes.

So the highest of high profile people being held in jail in a cell by himself, who's an extremely likely candidate for either suicide or to be murdered, and they still can't protect him and he winds up dead.

Meanwhile, idiots like BacKKKlash still think that if we just turn in all of our guns the government will protect us.

Actually, BlacKKKlash said that if we just regulate guns more, there will no longer be the need for war.