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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.
    They were saying no at first.. but then he attempted to kill himself, so they said he was.. but then he actually committed "suicide" so they said he was taken off it.

    I swear.. are a bunch of Backlashes in charge of the prison there?
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

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    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    They were saying yes at first, but now they say no he wasn't.
    Supposedly he was on suicide watch after the first "attempt" which he said after that someone was trying to kill him.

    Now they're saying he was taken off suicide watch not long before he got suicided.

    And the guards were working their 5th day of overtime.

    And failed to follow protocol.

    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    I swear.. are a bunch of Backlashes in charge of the prison there?
    Yes.

    So the highest of high profile people being held in jail in a cell by himself, who's an extremely likely candidate for either suicide or to be murdered, and they still can't protect him and he winds up dead.

    Meanwhile, idiots like BacKKKlash still think that if we just turn in all of our guns the government will protect us.
    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

  3. #7123

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    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    While I still think it's stupid.. I love it when liberals die by the same standards they hold Conservatives to. #MeToo was awesome.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Supposedly he was on suicide watch after the first "attempt" which he said after that someone was trying to kill him.

    Now they're saying he was taken off suicide watch not long before he got suicided.

    And the guards were working their 5th day of overtime.

    And failed to follow protocol.

    Yes.

    So the highest of high profile people being held in jail in a cell by himself, who's an extremely likely candidate for either suicide or to be murdered, and they still can't protect him and he winds up dead.

    Meanwhile, idiots like BacKKKlash still think that if we just turn in all of our guns the government will protect us.
    Actually, BlacKKKlash said that if we just regulate guns more, there will no longer be the need for war.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    This is for BacKKKlash specifically :lo;:

    www.twitch.tv/3piecesofbread
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    This is for BacKKKlash specifically :lo;:

    His own stupidity (and that of your typical far left socialist liberal) will prevent him from understanding this. You may have to draw it out with crayons.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

    Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

    Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.
    Let me guess...in your world of infinite idiocy it means WELL REGULATED BY THE GOVERNMENT?

    Someone else will probably be along shortly to explain again why you're so fucking stupid and don't understand how anything works, because I'm too lazy to deal with an amoeba like you right now.

    In the meantime:

    Rep Castro's Trump-Donor-List Inspires Long Lines At Texas BBQ Chain

    Last week Rep Joaquin Castro encouraged people to boycott local businesses who donate to Trump.

    It turns out his plan didn't work.

    Rep. Joaquin Castro’s (D-TX) decision to publish a list of people who have donated to President Donald Trump’s re-election campaign has backfired in the case of some on the list.

    One of those businesses is Bill Miller Bar-B-Q in San Antonio.

    “It seems Castro may have unintentionally advertised for the business because people claiming to be locals are reporting lines of people looking to support it stretching long and far,” BizPac Review reported.

    The food writer at the San Antonio Express-News also reported on the newfound fame of the already popular barbecue restaurant:

    We are now officially in the age when barbecue is no longer safe from the bureaucrats — not even a San Antonio institution like Bill Miller Bar-B-Q. And I say the state needs to be separate from the church of smoke.

    Texas Gov. Greg Abbott came to the immediate defense of Miller, posting a photo on Twitter of a barbecue plate and stating: “Perfect night for @BillMillerBarBQ.”

    But long before Trump’s presidency and Castro’s ploy, the barbecue empire that started as one restaurant in 1950 and expanded to 70 restaurants in San Antonio “and beyond” has been successful and will continue to be, the Express-News reported.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.



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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Interesting thing about the second amendment. The very first words say "A WELL REGULATED". Those words are just as important as the rest.

    Its the anti-regulation crowd and the NRA who are the ones not properly following the second amendment.
    Just ignore the part saying "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
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