Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Wrathbringer]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG guys! GUYS! It's FINALLY HAPPENING FOR REALS REAL REALS THIS TIME, GUYS! Really though, it's finally happening. He's for really real going down this time! I know he was acquitted in both butthurt impeachment attempts, that the russian collusion was debunked and found to be motivated by butthurt, as well as tit-for-tat and now this stuff that has already been turned down by the DOJ twice, BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS!! THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY IT, I PROMISE!

That said, I would like to stop breaking the record for oldest person inaugurated, so if Trump and Biden were prohibited from running, I'd be ecstatic. Between the two, I'd choose the alert guy with a demonstrated ability to run the economy, though. I see Seran is still retarded. Stem cells, buddy. There's hope for you, yet. Not really, but it's got to be depressing enough already just being you, so, hey, maybe!

[Methais]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG guys! GUYS! It's FINALLY HAPPENING FOR REALS REAL REALS THIS TIME, GUYS! Really though, it's finally happening. He's for really real going down this time! I know he was acquitted in both butthurt impeachment attempts, that the russian collusion was debunked and found to be motivated by butthurt, as well as tit-for-tat and now this stuff that has already been turned down by the DOJ twice, BUT SERIOUSLY GUYS!! THIS IS REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY IT, I PROMISE!

That said, I would like to stop breaking the record for oldest person inaugurated, so if Trump and Biden were prohibited from running, I'd be ecstatic. Between the two, I'd choose the alert guy with a demonstrated ability to run the economy, though. I see Seran is still retarded. Stem cells, buddy. There's hope for you, yet. Not really, but it's got to be depressing enough already just being you, so, hey, maybe!

This is correct.






My favorite part about all of this is how the most retarded of the retarded useful idiots, which is people like Seran who struggle with basic things like operating a doorknob and are all around useless sacks of unwashed skin, are completely unaware of the precedent this sets, regardless of what actually happens in court with Trump, and the shitstorm it's going to create on all sides going forward.

All because they think this will soothe their chronic neverending butthurt and are too stupid to see anything beyond that. Which will make their meltdowns that much more glorious after this whole thing falls apart.