Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

Oh shit! The media unearthed an actual story that has a real chance of impeaching Trump!!!

Donald Trump Stole Pancakes and Forgot a Relative Was Dead While Visiting Family, Cousin Claims

Mackay recalled one morning when the future president committed two social faux pas in quick succession. "He was here one morning I was busy making pancakes and he had forgotten my husband had died," she said. "He put a few pancakes in [his] pocket and never said 'cheerio' or anything."

I really hope the Democrats are successful in their push for impeachment now! The nerve of this man eating pancakes!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

That's got to be all time WTF coverage. Can you imagine the "reporter" hearing that and thinking... OMG, this is a news story.

[Tgo01]

That's got to be all time WTF coverage. Can you imagine the "reporter" hearing that and thinking... OMG, this is a news story.

The best part is they actually contacted the White House to see if they wanted to comment on the story before they published it. I know it's hard to believe but the White House declined, probably because they thought it was just The Onion again making a prank call.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

PANCAKE GATE! Pancakes are eaten in Russia, clear Russian influence in our choices of food. Trump STOLE (Russian) pancakes at a funeral and probably gave them to Russian oligarchs. All witnesses do not recall any of this, but it'll be in the NYT's tomorrow.

[Alfster]

That would imply his family is Russian. Clearly an impeachable offense.

[Methais]

Trudeau Begs for Forgiveness Over ‘Blackface’ and ‘Brownface’ Photos: I Just Get Too Excited About Costumes

[Alfster]

How the fuck are all these politicians wearing blackface? I've never seen a costume where someone did they before, and I live in hicktown USA.

[Gelston]

How the fuck are all these politicians wearing blackface? I've never seen a costume where someone did they before, and I live in hicktown USA.

Because rich people do stupid shit.

[Methais]

How the fuck are all these politicians wearing blackface? I've never seen a costume where someone did they before, and I live in hicktown USA.

It's because leftists are racist.

EDIT: Except Taernath

[Gelston]

I honestly think they have their head shoved so far up their own assholes they don't realize it could be considered racist. All this stuff, intent matters. I don't think he intended to be racist, he was playing a role in a play. On the other side of the coin, I like the left getting blasted for it because they do the same damn thing if someone from the Right does it in the same circumstances.