Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Gelston]

Crimes are comparable to crimes insofar as they are crimes, yes. That's why they're both called "crimes".

Well, except one is a victimless crime and one isn't. You typically don't have a jury for a ticket either. So yeah, pretty big difference. People like Latrin are the reason rape culture exists.

[Methais]

Sure, here you go.

I was referring to your post where it was cited, as I didn't see it.

So I gotta say, when you insisted my universal surveillance scheme was really about watching people poop, I thought that would be the oddest insistence you ever made on me. Sometimes I'm wrong! This is one of those times.

I apologize for not being specific enough, but I will attempt to remedy this: I don't believe your claims that you managed to have sexual contact with a woman. Mainly because you omitted their gender and have tap danced around clarifying.

Therefore you're probably either lying about having sexual contact with anyone at all, or you had sexual contact with a dude. Possibly your uncle. Or you consider milking your mom's boob or just being squeezed out her vag during birth as sexual contact.

Let's dumb it down a little more to where even you can answer it: Have you ever nailed* a chick?

*Had sexual intercourse with.

[Methais]

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[subzero]

Looks like Hillie Ray Wonder on the right.

[Tgo01]

I was like...wait...Hillary on a doobie? Clinton on a joint? Ohhhh! Cunt on a blunt.

I laughed.

[Gelston]

[Gelston]