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    When I play, I give average white women 125 when passing go, unless they're hot in which case they get 150. Minority chicks get 100, unless they're hot in which case they get 125. All fat chicks pay me 125 when they pass go. This is the only fair way to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathbringer View Post
    When I play, I give average white women 125 when passing go, unless they're hot in which case they get 150. Minority chicks get 100, unless they're hot in which case they get 125. All fat chicks pay me 125 when they pass go. This is the only fair way to play.
    +1 for encouraging diversity.
    Last edited by Methais; 09-11-2019 at 04:20 PM.
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    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Keller View Post
    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
    Quote Originally Posted by Back
    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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    She's canadian and writes for what I would consider third rate comics.
    https://stopthemadness.gop/
    https://snowflakevictory.com/

    http://www.usdebtclock.org/

    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

    “If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
    -My favorite liberal

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    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/n...ut-impeachment

    Pelosi is as tired of this shit as everyone else.
    https://stopthemadness.gop/
    https://snowflakevictory.com/

    http://www.usdebtclock.org/

    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

    “If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
    -My favorite liberal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/n...ut-impeachment

    Pelosi is as tired of this shit as everyone else.
    I think Pelosi is losing it. I mean she's like 90 or something now isn't she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    I think Pelosi is losing it. I mean she's like 90 or something now isn't she?
    What's sad is that she is probably the only rational one left in a leadership position.

    Keep in mind I freaking greatly dislike her and it hurts me to say she's rational.
    https://stopthemadness.gop/
    https://snowflakevictory.com/

    http://www.usdebtclock.org/

    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

    “If you don’t believe in free speech for people who you disagree with, and even hate for what they stand for, then you don’t believe in free speech.”
    -My favorite liberal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    What's sad is that she is probably the only rational one left in a leadership position.

    Keep in mind I freaking greatly dislike her and it hurts me to say she's rational.
    I agree, but rather than standing firm against "the squad" she basically let's them walk all over her and her leadership position, so she's pretty useless at this point.

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    Virginia Dem Accused of Sexual Assault Sues CBS for $400M Over ‘Emotional Distress’



    Democratic Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax filed a $400 million defamation lawsuit against CBS News Thursday, alleging the network intentionally inflicted emotional distress on him after airing interviews with women who accused him of sexual assault.

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    Also, what do you monsters eat that you don't enjoy the aroma of your flatulence from time to time?
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.
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    Remember, I'm a tiny dick pussy.



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