Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Androidpk]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—During a budgetary discussion Friday, Republican lawmakers announced a plan to pretend to be fiscally conservative again if a Democrat takes office again in 2020 or 2024.

The GOP said it would begin to decry deficit spending and the $20 trillion debt in order to win votes as soon as political power swung back to the opposing party.

“The second a Democrat is back in the White House, we will once again start yelling about fiscal responsibility,” Speaker Paul Ryan said in an address to the House of Representatives Friday. “For now, we will continue to vote for unsustainable and irresponsible budgets that your children’s children’s children will pay for for centuries to come.”

At publishing time, Republicans further announced they would pretend to oppose giving Planned Parenthood a half billion dollars year after year once they need conservative voters’ support to regain their offices.

[Methais]

Apparently this artist works sperm into most of his pieces. And they thought it would still be smart to have him do Obama's portrait.

Bukkake Obama

[Parkbandit]

Apparently this artist works sperm into most of his pieces. And they thought it would still be smart to have him do Obama's portrait.

Bukkake Obama

Both paintings were terrible.

[Wrathbringer]

Both paintings were terrible.

the artists were black so you're obviously racist.

[Methais]

Both paintings were terrible.

At least you can tell who it is in the Bukkake Obama painting. Michelle's looks nothing like her face.



Even he's like who the fuck is this?

[Androidpk]

[Methais]

Motaro really let himself go after MK3.

[Methais]

A bunch of Antifa vs. a handful of normal dudes. Goes exactly as expected.

Good stuff starts about 3 minutes in:

[Latrinsorm]

Apparently this artist works sperm into most of his pieces. And they thought it would still be smart to have him do Obama's portrait.

It's official. I got tired of asking you if you'd ever get tired of falling for obvious hoaxes before you did.

[Neveragain]

A bunch of Antifa vs. a handful of normal dudes. Goes exactly as expected.

Good stuff starts about 3 minutes in:

I wonder if these kids just stand around on street corners all day wearing their masks, regressives are fucking weird.