Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[ClydeR]

https://www.drudgereport.com/

This really happened. It fell on an NBC reporter.

[drauz]

After watching Episode 8, Luke kind of is a fraud. Mark Hamill knows this too.

Thanks Disney SJWs. Cunts.

TO be fair, he tried to warn us

[Methais]

No, it is a regular tranny, that is a man, but never considers that he was a man. He has always been a woman in his view.

Transception?

[Parkbandit]

https://www.drudgereport.com/

This really happened. It fell on an NBC reporter.

Maybe it's your God trying to tell the reporter what a cesspool of a station he / she works for?

[Tgo01]

Police arrest 'Sexy Vegan' following reports that he sexually assaulted his dog and posted a video of the incident on the internet

So this dude is a fucked up asshole, apparently sexually assaulted his dog and uploaded the video on the internet. But that's not why I posted in the laugh thread, it's because of this line:

"According to the outlet, Vegan told law enforcement during his arrest that he is a 2020 presidential candidate."

"You can't investigate me! I'm a 2020 presidential candidate!"

This shall henceforth be known as the "Biden defense."

[Methais]

Police arrest 'Sexy Vegan' following reports that he sexually assaulted his dog and posted a video of the incident on the internet

So this dude is a fucked up asshole, apparently sexually assaulted his dog and uploaded the video on the internet. But that's not why I posted in the laugh thread, it's because of this line:

"According to the outlet, Vegan told law enforcement during his arrest that he is a 2020 presidential candidate."

"You can't investigate me! I'm a 2020 presidential candidate!"

This shall henceforth be known as the "Biden defense."

He’ll be polling at 30% by the weekend.

[Back]

​https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...-has-asked-for

Reporter asks Finnish president what 'favors' Trump has asked for

A reporter on Wednesday asked the Finnish president what favors President Trump had asked of him as the two leaders stood side-by-side for a White House press conference.

“Because this is the biggest issue here at the moment, I have to ask: What kind of favors has Mr. Trump asked from you?” the reporter asked of President Sauli Niinistö, drawing audible gasps and some nervous laughter from other reporters and officials in the room.

Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

[Gelston]

​https://thehill.com/homenews/adminis...-has-asked-for

Reporter asks Finnish president what 'favors' Trump has asked for



Trump is a fucking embarrassment.

OH WOW REPORTERS GASPED AT A QUESTION ASKED BY ANOTHER REPORTER AMAZING

[Back]

OH WOW REPORTERS GASPED AT A QUESTION ASKED BY ANOTHER REPORTER AMAZING

I don't understand why you want to defend Trump and not America, the constitution, and the office of the president of the United States. Patriots don't usually throw their compatriots under the bus for personal gain.

[Gelston]

I don't understand why you want to defend Trump and not America, the constitution, and the office of the president of the United States. Patriots don't usually throw their compatriots under the bus for personal gain.

Trump is defending American, the Constitution, and the office of the President of the United States, that is why I defend Trump.