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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    I've never put much thought into it
    So... standard operating procedure for you on everything.

    No shit.
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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    I'm pissed about this. The big deal about Hillary's health during the election. The rumors about her being less than physically fit for a stressful job. Then we come to learn trump wrote his own medical cert. I'm pissed about that so I'm probably ascribing motive to Gelston that may not exist.
    Trump isn't stumbling around, slurring words and looking like a fricking reanimated cow turd under remote control in public though. Gerald Ford stumbled once and was forever known as a klutz and yet was one of the most physically active and sports minded presidents we have ever had. Something is wrong with Hillary and it has nothing to do with her being a shitpile for a candidate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    Trump isn't stumbling around, slurring words and looking like a fricking reanimated cow turd under remote control in public though. Gerald Ford stumbled once and was forever known as a klutz and yet was one of the most physically active and sports minded presidents we have ever had. Something is wrong with Hillary and it has nothing to do with her being a shitpile for a candidate.
    Covfefe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    I guess this is how to give birth to a conspiracy theory. I wonder why the dems don't have an operation churning this stuff out so effectively.
    The Dems don't just have one organization churning out propaganda, they have multiple, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, The Telegraph, BBC . . .


    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    Covfefe.
    Seriously, a typo late as night is all you have? Weak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    Trump isn't stumbling around, slurring words and looking like a fricking reanimated cow turd under remote control in public though. Gerald Ford stumbled once and was forever known as a klutz and yet was one of the most physically active and sports minded presidents we have ever had. Something is wrong with Hillary and it has nothing to do with her being a shitpile for a candidate.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trump
    Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
    Yeah, Trump is a stable genius alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    The Dems don't just have one organization churning out propaganda, they have multiple, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, The Telegraph, BBC . . .
    ROFL

    Yeah, the only objective news sources come from places like Infowars, Prager U, Fox News, Breibart, and the random fake news sites you like to pull from.

    Reality is a liberal conspiracy! Facts are biased!

    I mean, that ridiculously liberal bias at ABC, CBS, and NPR MUST be pointed out!

    You are what happens when a mediocre mind gets filled with biased garbage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Yeah, Trump is a stable genius alright.
    He is more stable than you and probably in better health. He is also likely smarter than you since he did manage to make a lot of money and get voted into office. Also, likely cooler and more sociable than you since he has managed to shack up with several hot models over the years and had affairs with porn stars. You on the other hand, didn't you get upset that the person you were mooching off of masturbated too loudly or some crap?
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    Quote Originally Posted by time4fun View Post
    ROFL

    Yeah, the only objective news sources come from places like Infowars, Prager U, Fox News, Breibart, and the random fake news sites you like to pull from.

    Reality is a liberal conspiracy! Facts are biased!

    You are what happens when a mediocre mind gets filled with biased garbage.
    As opposed to your arrogant, elitist, bigoted mind being filled with air. Seriously, step up your game twatwaffle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Yeah, Trump is a stable genius alright.


    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    The Dems don't just have one organization churning out propaganda, they have multiple, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, NPR, The Telegraph, BBC . . .
    This is just the cult talking.

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    Seriously, a typo late as night is all you have? Weak.
    Trump wakes up in an Ambien fog and fires off typo riddled bullshit tweets. He also stroked out on TV but they said it was just cotton mouth. At least Rubio can drink water with one hand when he's thirsty. Trump had to hold a glass of water with one hand while steadying it with the other.

    The real issue here is that we have no fucking idea what physical state this man is in. Does he have Alzheimer's? Is he half senile? Does he wear a pacemaker, had surgeries or is prone to having surgeries? He ran on the idea that Hillary was weak and he'd be the strongest human being to ever hold the office of the presidency. Now we know he forged that.

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