Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

Mandate is a bit of a stretch but 2018 is certainly looking good for the Democrats.

Because Democrats barely beat someone accused of molesting a 14 year old girl?

Not even that! The Democrats and the media have hyped this up so much that the "news" floating around was he raped multiple girls and they labeled the guy a pedophile. And he STILL barely lost.

I sure hope you're basing this assessment on something else, because if you're basing it on this one win you might want to start rethinking shit.

But hey, you could be right. With the news getting away with borderline slander these days against Republicans and the general public lapping it up like good lemmings then maybe the left and the media can slander their way to a huge victory in 2018. And there you will be, like a good little trained puppet gulping down whatever the media tells you to.

[Latrinsorm]

Jones winning by 1 or losing by 1 would give the same predictive power going forward: a terrible time for Republicans.

President Trump won Alabama by 28 points.
Even before the accusations of child molestation Moore was only up by 5-10.
Even after the accusations Moore was still up slightly - so much for unskewing polls.
Exit polls showed President Trump at +0 net favorability.

That the Republican controlled Congress will now have an even harder time getting anything done will only exacerbate our electoral issues.

[Tgo01]

Even before the accusations of child molestation Moore was only up by 5-10.

Oh only double digits? You typed that with a straight face too I bet huh?

BEFORE the allegations Moore was ONLY up 10 points.

Moore ended up losing by 1.5 points.

CLEARLY this has everything to do with how shitty and unpopular Republicans are and has nothing to do with the allegations.

Also some polls had Moore up 22 points before the allegations came to light. But facts! Pshaw!

[Latrinsorm]

Oh only double digits? You typed that with a straight face too I bet huh?

BEFORE the allegations Moore was ONLY up 10 points.

Moore ended up losing by 1.5 points.

CLEARLY this has everything to do with how shitty and unpopular Republicans are and has nothing to do with the allegations.

Also some polls had Moore up 22 points before the allegations came to light. But facts! Pshaw!

President Trump won Alabama by 28 points.

Grow up.

[Tgo01]

President Trump won Alabama by 28 points.

Grow up.

Who gives a shit? Almost twice as many people voted in 2016 than they did in this senate election.

Trump himself received almost as many votes as Moore and Jones combined.

Jones didn't even get as many vote as Hillary Clinton did.

But yeah. Why bother looking at those relevant facts? Let's try to somehow downplay Moore's large lead BEFORE the allegations broke and pretend the real story is Democrats are surging in popularity instead of Democrats could barely just beat someone almost the entire media and the left managed to get everyone to refer to as a pedophile.

[Androidpk]

Who gives a shit? Almost twice as many people voted in 2016 than they did in this senate election.

Trump himself received almost as many votes as Moore and Jones combined.

Jones didn't even get as many vote as Hillary Clinton did.

But yeah. Why bother looking at those relevant facts? Let's try to somehow downplay Moore's large lead BEFORE the allegations broke and pretend the real story is Democrats are surging in popularity instead of Democrats could barely just beat someone almost the entire media and the left managed to get everyone to refer to as a pedophile.

Who gives a shit, a win is a win.

[Tgo01]

Who gives a shit, a win is a win.

Yeah, Jones won. Good for him and good for Democrats.

To use this win as a laughable argument as some kind of proof that Republicans themselves are in danger, rather than Moore was just a spectacularly shitty candidate, is funny. But you would know what I was saying if you could manage to pull your head out of your ass from time to time to catch some air.

[Taernath]

Jones won, get over it.

[Tgo01]

lol

I see all of the children are coming out to play.

[Latrinsorm]

Who gives a shit?