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    Imagine if you would...

    "Control, Air Force 1 on approach, which runway do you want me to land at?"

    "Uh, our bitch ass guvnor says you can't come here"

    "Control, are you a federal employee...?"
    https://stopthemadness.gop/
    https://snowflakevictory.com/

    http://www.usdebtclock.org/

    Click the link above to see how much you owe the government.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    LULZ. Good luck keeping the POTUS from going wherever the fuck he wants in the US.
    Yeah, little miss nobody thinks she can stop the president from freely moving within the US is too funny.

    Just another Democrat abusing their power to get their name in the news. She was on CNN twice today for fuck's sake, once before Trump's visit threatening him with banishment if he didn't wear a mask then immediately after his visit saying he was indeed banished.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I hope a lot more of them become unemployed after this bullshit.
    It's not the fault of the Chinese people.. it's their shitty government.
    RETARD HALL OF FAME

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    There will be no war when guns are more regulated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    horrific state of conditions = the biggest election win in 40 decades
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    It's not the fault of the Chinese people.. it's their shitty government.
    That they allow to remain in power.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    LULZ. Good luck keeping the POTUS from going wherever the fuck he wants in the US.
    Trump should go to Michigan every weekend now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    It's not the fault of the Chinese people.. it's their shitty government.
    Fuck all the ones who go to wet markets.
    Last edited by Methais; 05-22-2020 at 08:51 AM.
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    What the fuck is wrong with being Donatello? He was the best character on the TMNT arcade games.

    I'm voting for Biden now fuck this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    What the fuck is wrong with being Donatello? He was the best character on the TMNT arcade games.

    I'm voting for Biden now fuck this.
    I kind of agree. Thought that he was the best one on the NES version. Arcade I would have to go with Michaelangelo.
    Last edited by Seizer; 05-22-2020 at 11:53 PM.
    Semper superne nitens.

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