Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Parkbandit]

God I hope Avenatti represents himself.

And goes to trial.

And is on Courtv.

And he freaks out.

And then runs for the Democrat nomination from jail.

[Tgo01]

And goes to trial.

And is on Courtv.

And he freaks out.

And then runs for the Democrat nomination from jail.

I bet he would still pick up a few delegates.

[Methais]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

He is so fucked.

from https://www.cbsnews.com/news/michael...ay-2019-03-24/


""I'm not f---ing around with this, and I'm not continuing to play games," Avenatti was recorded as saying. "You guys know enough now to know you've got a serious problem. And it's worth more in exposure to me to just blow the lid on this thing. A few million dollars doesn't move the needle for me. I'm just being really frank with you.""I'll go and I'll go take $10 billion off your client's market cap. But I'm not f---ing around," he said."

[Androidpk]

He is so fucked.

from https://www.cbsnews.com/news/michael...ay-2019-03-24/


""I'm not f---ing around with this, and I'm not continuing to play games," Avenatti was recorded as saying. "You guys know enough now to know you've got a serious problem. And it's worth more in exposure to me to just blow the lid on this thing. A few million dollars doesn't move the needle for me. I'm just being really frank with you.""I'll go and I'll go take $10 billion off your client's market cap. But I'm not f---ing around," he said."

Talk about letting your 15 minutes of fame go straight to your head.

[Astray]

LOL

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Talk about letting your 15 minutes of fame go straight to your head.

They've got him recorded with fed agents listening in during the calls. In another call he says 22.5M. Any of you lawyers know what type of time this might incur?

[Astray]

They've got him recorded with fed agents listening in during the calls. In another call he says 22.5M. Any of you lawyers know what type of time this might incur?

Long enough for him to become friends with Jussie. Think they can become besties? Someone is gonna have to teach Avenatti how to be a prison wife.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Long enough for him to become friends with Jussie. Think they can become besties? Someone is gonna have to teach Avenatti how to be a prison wife.

Supposedly it has a max of 50 years.

[Astray]

Supposedly it has a max of 50 years.