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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    "Things that only happen in Florida" is a pretty common topic, there's some really backwards swamp rednecks there. Like Louisiana Bayou on steroids.
    There are people who do this in every hurricane in any state that has a hurricane, whether it's across the gulf coast or all the way up the east coast.

    To really think that that's only a Florida thing is retarded at best.
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    Imagine being so woke... you alter and disrespect the grammar of another whole culture.

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    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

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    You know your country is going in the wrong direction, when The Onion is forced to file an amicus brief with an ultra-conservative Supreme Court who agreed to review an order upholding the innocence of a police department in Ohio who arrested a man for making fun of them. Funny filing, also remarkably poignant.

    Americans can be put in jail for poking fun at the government? This was a surprise to America’s Finest News Source and an uncomfortable learning experience for its editorial team. Indeed, “Ohio Police Officers Arrest, Prosecute Man Who Made Fun of Them on Facebook” might sound like a headline ripped from the front pages of The Onion—albeit one that’s considerably less amusing because its subjects are real. So, when The Onion learned about the Sixth Circuit’s ruling in this case, it became justifiably concerned.

    First, the obvious: The Onion’s business model was threatened. This was only the latest occasion on which the absurdity of actual events managed to eclipse what The Onion’s staff could make up. Much more of this, and the front page of The Onion would be indistinguishable from The New York Times.

    Second, The Onion regularly pokes its finger in the eyes of repressive and authoritarian regimes, such as the Islamic Republic of Iran, the Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea, and domestic presidential administrations. So The Onion’s professional parodists were less than enthralled to be confronted with a legal ruling that fails to hold government actors accountable for jailing and prosecuting a would-be humorist simply for making fun of them.
    Of course, what moves this into the realm of parody is when The Onion completes the headline with the punchline—the thing that mocks the newspaper format. The Onion could do something like: “Supreme
    Court Rules Supreme Court Rules.”5 The Onion could push the parody even further by writing the joke out in article format with, say, a quote from the Justices in the majority, opining that, “while the U.S. Constitution guarantees equality of power among the executive, legislative, and judicial branches, it most definitely does not guarantee equality of coolness,” and rounding off by reporting the Supreme Court’s holding that the Court “rules and rules totally, all worthy and touched by nobody, in perpetuity, and in accordance with Article Three of the U.S. Constitution. The ability of the President and Congress to keep pace with us is not only separate, but most unequal.
    https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketP...us%20Brief.pdf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    You know your country is going in the wrong direction, when The Onion is forced to file an amicus brief with an ultra-conservative Supreme Court who agreed to review an order upholding the innocence of a police department in Ohio who arrested a man for making fun of them. Funny filing, also remarkably poignant.





    https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketP...us%20Brief.pdf
    Oh the irony when you celebrate your European overloads arresting people and putting them in jail in Europe and elsewhere for FB posts and tweets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    You know your country is going in the wrong direction, when The Onion is forced to file an amicus brief with an ultra-conservative Supreme Court who agreed to review an order upholding the innocence of a police department in Ohio who arrested a man for making fun of them. Funny filing, also remarkably poignant.




    https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketP...us%20Brief.pdf

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    i'll admit I did only skim wtf Seran posted, but from the context I did gather. He really just spelled out how his party is incompetent in anything.

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    Don't let facts get in the way of your feelings though... Save the planet!

    Fucking morons.

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    Slyeezy thinks he's going to run for President (again, despite not doing so as threatened in 2020) and between his telling another artist publicly publicly that they're being controlled by a Jewish cabal and his repeated attempts at selling himself as Black Jesus, it's pretty clear he's insane. Or just what the GOP needs if you look at some of the GOP midterm darlings.

    Ye kicked off Instagram following feud sparked by 'White Lives Matter' t-shirt, he says: 'Look at this'

    According to FOX 7 in Austin, Texas, Ye was banned from the platform for the use of alleged anti-Semitic language during an exchange with fellow rapper Diddy. The two sparked a public discourse after Ye wore a t-shirt at a fashion show in Paris that read "White Lives Matter."
    Kanye, yeezy, or whatever he calls himself this day needs to get back on his horse and ride off into the sunset. That is of he can stay on.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Slyeezy thinks he's going to run for President (again, despite not doing so as threatened in 2020) and between his telling another artist publicly publicly that they're being controlled by a Jewish cabal and his repeated attempts at selling himself as Black Jesus, it's pretty clear he's insane. Or just what the GOP needs if you look at some of the GOP midterm darlings.

    Kanye, yeezy, or whatever he calls himself this day needs to get back on his horse and ride off into the sunset. That is of he can stay on.
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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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