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    https://apnews.com/article/hurricane...4f63c7bd9ffa0a

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    TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — The U.S. Coast Guard began performing hurricane rescue missions on barrier islands off southwest Florida early Thursday, as soon as the winds died down, Gov. Ron DeSantis said at a news conference.

    “The Coast Guard had people who were in their attics and got saved off their rooftops,” DeSantis said. The most vulnerable areas were along the barrier islands of Lee, Charlotte and Collier counties, along with inlets and inland areas along rivers.

    Power failures from Hurricane Ian are significant, he said. Two counties, Lee and Charlotte, “are basically off the grid at this point,” the governor said, and will likely have to rebuild the power structure.

    “We’ve never seen storm surge of this magnitude,” DeSantis said. “The amount of water that’s been rising, and will likely continue to rise today even as the storm is passing, is basically a 500-year flooding event.”

    An earlier report of hundreds of deaths in Lee County has not been confirmed and was likely an estimate based on 911 calls, the governor said.

    DeSantis said he will ask the federal government to expand its emergency declaration to cover counties in central Florida that are also reporting damage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet View Post
    Too late to walk it back... We all know you are disappointed by absence of mass human casualties. Please seek mental help before you are one day involuntary committed.
    Oh boy, not walking back anything. I'm pointing out how depressed and sad you Far Righters are that Florida isn't being destroyed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh boy, not walking back anything. I'm pointing out how depressed and sad you Far Righters are that Florida isn't being destroyed
    Take your meds.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh boy, not walking back anything. I'm pointing out how depressed and sad you Far Righters are that Florida isn't being destroyed
    Wut?

    Are you bi-polar? Multiple personalities (and so far, none of them are decent)

    Serious question.
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    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh boy, not walking back anything. I'm pointing out how depressed and sad you Far Righters are that Florida isn't being destroyed
    Do you have multiple personalities or something? You have some severe mental illness happening, whatever the fuck it is.

    Why would "far righters" be sad that Florida isn't being destroyed? Especially after your stupid ass just got done wishing for Florida to be destroyed, because republicans, and then celebrating said destruction, again, because republiicans.

    The only person here who was hoping for Florida to be destroyed was you. But gg trying to gaslight everyone, as if everyone here is as stupid and retarded as you are or something.



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    Hey look, Florida's been hit by a category four hurricane and multiple storm tracker feeds look like an overcast day with a bit of window. How lucky is that.
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    Another bit of good news about the part of Florida getting rolled: it's the redneck, trailer park haven. The state won't need any help patching up those 50 year old single wides.
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    Such a dour bunch of Conservatives on this forum. Flooding a relatively uninhabited, rural part of Florida, knocking over a few trees and temporary power outage. The fact there's been no deaths so far is outstanding. Well, except for hundreds of thousands of giant reptiles and birds when it took out that estuary. But all those pythons and iguanas were pests anyways.
    Quote Originally Posted by Seran View Post
    Oh boy, not walking back anything. I'm pointing out how depressed and sad you Far Righters are that Florida isn't being destroyed
    Your entire existence is a massive train wreck and you should abort yourself. To show your support for women's rights of course.
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    I found Seran's Twitter account:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    I found Seran's Twitter account:

    Lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tgo01 View Post
    I found Seran's Twitter account:

    The sentiment and gaslighting is spot on, but there is no way Seran graduated elementary school.. let alone graduated with a PhD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seran-the Current Retard Champion View Post
    Besides, Republicans also block abstinence and contraceptives anyway.
    Quote Originally Posted by SHAFT View Post
    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
    Quote Originally Posted by Tsa`ah View Post
    Well tell that to the Naval hospital that issued a birth certificate labeled Ft Lejeune ... and then typed it in.
    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parkbandit View Post
    The sentiment and gaslighting is spot on, but there is no way Seran graduated elementary school.. let alone graduated with a PhD.
    It's one of those time4fun PhD's.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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