Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Anebriated]

I'm sure some of you have seen the movie Wag the Dog.

I have to wonder if near war with Iran, Russia and China are part of the plot lines the Biden Crime Syndicate has created to distract from the invasion of our southern border and looming dismantling of our free and fair elections.

This combined with the ability to have our economy fall at a slower speed than the rest of the world because we can fire up the military industrial complex to “support” a side in each of the conflicts, sending weapons and aid(cash) that can be siphoned out and into their pockets.

I made a comment about this in a thread recently but there’s so many I don’t know which one it was.

Found it:

Saw this recently and it makes some sense with whats going on.

"Conspiracy theory" time ��
Phase 1: Russia
Phase 2: Middle East
Phase 3: China

Phase 1: Tie up Russia in the north so they're unable to support their allies in the Middle East

Phase 2: Pivot away from Russia leaving Europe to hold the bag.

Provide strategic air support for Israel's invasion. Claim you can't commit ground troops because you've drained your Strategic Petroleum Reserve (SPR) & all ammo supplies for Ukraine.

Iran retaliates against the U.S. by "cyber attacking" critical infrastructure, galvanizing the public in retaliation against Iran. Blame them for causing the stock market crash & banking system collapse.

Phase 3: Pivot to China providing naval support for all allies in the region, boxing them in after having destroyed their Belt and Road Initiative through the middle east.

The entire world is at war & you've rebuilt your manufacturing base by selling all the weapons. This is exactly what the U.S. did from 1939-1944.

This also saves the U.S. from the worst effects of the depression unleashed on the rest of the world, ensuring they recover first.

[Methais]