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    Elizabeth Warren may be 1/512 American Indian.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Elizabeth Warren may be 1/512 American Indian.
    Pffft.

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    I heard it was 1/1024

    Meanwhile Tiger Woods had his 50% blackness revoked by ESPN because butthurt.
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    No tribe will recognize her at such a low margin. No legitimate tribe, anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    I heard it was 1/1024

    Meanwhile Tiger Woods had his 50% blackness revoked by ESPN because butthurt.
    Yea, I saw that she later admitted that she basically has no indian blood in her at all.

    Basically someone in her bloodline was from one of the American continents around 1000 years ago.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Astray View Post
    No tribe will recognize her at such a low margin. No legitimate tribe, anyway.
    1/35 is the minimum recognized.


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    Elizabeth Warren may be 1/512 American Indian.

    This just in: Boston Globe, while trying to show "OMG SHE'S A REAL INDIAN!" had to issue a correction about the percentage. It's now the same amount as a typical white person of European decent.. somewhere around .09% and .18%

    I need to have my DNA checked.. that way maybe my kids can fulfill some diversity goals by hiring them.
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    Regulating firearms to keep them out of the hands of criminals, the unhinged, etc. meets the first test of the 2nd amendment, 'well-regulated'.

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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it. (This was the excuse he came up with when he was called out for a really stupid post)
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    3 million more popular votes. I'd say the numbers speak for themselves. Gerrymandering won for Trump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neveragain View Post
    1/35 is the minimum recognized.
    On paper, sure.

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    From The Onion:

    Elizabeth Warren Disappointed After DNA Test Shows Zero Trace Of Presidential Material
    https://politics.theonion.com/elizab...mpression=true


    The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. ~ Marcus Aurelius
    “It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words.”
    ― George Orwell, 1984

    “The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.”
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