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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Rocktar~ View Post
    He used America's super secret weather control machine based out of Alaska that they have been using to damage crops in China and Africa so they can effect a takeover and someone spilled some Diet Coke on the controls and it got out of hand. No magic involved, after all, I don't remember Wizards of the Coast releasing a "Hurricane of Flo" card.

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    The good news is once Trump heard about the WaPo tweet, he went to a North Carolina beach and with his own bare hands fought the hurricane until it downgraded from a category 4 to a category 2.

    You don't see the media covering that battle though, do you? And once they're forced to cover it, all they'll do is complain that he didn't downgrade it to a category -73.

    According to my anonymous source, Trump consulted with this guy first, and it ended up working out really well:
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    No, actually, Back is not an idiot.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman.


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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    No, I am not Drauz in game.

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    No, I am not Drauz in game.

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    Outrage over country singer Willie Nelson’s decision to headline a rally for Rep. Beto O'Rourke (D-Texas) later this month as O'Rourke takes on Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has prompted some fans to boycott the singer.
    The Washington Post reported on Friday that Nelson’s decision to headline the rally, which will be the first public concert the singer’s ever held for a political candidate, is a breaking point for some of his fans, who took to social media to disown the legend.
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    Amid the criticism he has received for agreeing to headline O’Rourke’s rally, Nelson issued a statement explaining why he decided to back the Texas Democrat.
    “My wife Annie and I have met and spoken with Beto and we share his concern for the direction things are headed,” Nelson said in a statement obtained by the Post. “Beto embodies what is special about Texas, an energy and an integrity that is completely genuine.”

    Awww...the trumplicans are upset that Willie supports Beto. So, it's another boycott, more hysteria, more blaming libtards etc... At some point these folks should do a little soul-searching and ask themselves why they're increasingly on an island of trump. Maybe it's not Nike, Willie, Obama, or the rest of the world. Maybe, just maybe, the problem is you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drauz View Post
    L O L

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    Awww...the trumplicans are upset that Willie supports Beto. So, it's another boycott, more hysteria, more blaming libtards etc... At some point these folks should do a little soul-searching and ask themselves why they're increasingly on an island of trump. Maybe it's not Nike, Willie, Obama, or the rest of the world. Maybe, just maybe, the problem is you.
    No one's going to boycott Willie Nelson. He's fucking Willie Nelson.

    I bet even Ted Cruz doesn't boycott Willie Nelson.

    Know what you should boycott though? Soy products.
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    And feel free to get me banned, not going to stop my lawyer from sending Kranar a subpoena for IP information on a couple of people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    Awww...the trumplicans are upset that Willie supports Beto. So, it's another boycott, more hysteria, more blaming libtards etc... At some point these folks should do a little soul-searching and ask themselves why they're increasingly on an island of trump. Maybe it's not Nike, Willie, Obama, or the rest of the world. Maybe, just maybe, the problem is you.
    Willie Nelson is going to be completely and totally fine. Ted Cruz is just upset that he doesn't have the type of beating heart Willie does. One of them human ones.

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    Fake News or Anderson at his regular height?

    I asked for neither your Opinion,
    your Acceptance
    nor your Permission.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwolff View Post
    Awww...the trumplicans are upset that Willie supports Beto. So, it's another boycott, more hysteria, more blaming libtards etc... At some point these folks should do a little soul-searching and ask themselves why they're increasingly on an island of trump. Maybe it's not Nike, Willie, Obama, or the rest of the world. Maybe, just maybe, the problem is you.
    Willie Nelson doesn't use slave labor like Nike. Maybe it's you that isn't getting the hint?


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    Fuck the Bible and fuck you. Took over 2 years to get Nixon. Trump is fucked, just like you. ✌🏻❤️
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    You show me a video of me typing that and Ill admit it.

    Not sure why you'd create a false statement by me and put it in your signature. Seems kinda creepy...

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    Typical trump. His numbers aren't good and when that happens it's team thing (us).

    "While my (our) poll numbers are good, with the Economy being the best ever, if it weren’t for the Rigged Russian Witch Hunt, they would be 25 points higher!" Trump said.

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