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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Paul Ryan is not an acquaintance of mine okay?
    What, are you too cool to hang out with the Speaker of the House? There’s an easy way to find out:

    Have you ever scored four touchdowns in one game? If not, then the answer to the other question is no.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    What, are you too cool to hang out with the Speaker of the House? There’s an easy way to find out:

    Have you ever scored four touchdowns in one game? If not, then the answer to the other question is no.
    I've scored 5 in one game.

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    Sorry, the number of touchdowns must be four.

    Reported for scoring too many touchdowns in one game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Sorry, the number of touchdowns must be four.

    Reported for scoring too many touchdowns in one game.
    To get to 5, I must first score 4. So then yes, I have scored 4.

    I also posted again in the llama thread.
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    Once you scored the 5th, you no longer scored four touchdowns.
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    I am a retard. I'm disabled. I'm poor. I'm black. I'm gay. I'm transgender. I'm a woman. I'm diagnosed with cancer. I'm a human being.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Methais View Post
    Once you scored the 5th, you no longer scored four touchdowns.
    No, I still scored 1, and 2, and 3, and 4, and also 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Everyone I know is getting about 60ish back every other week. I don't know anyone that gets paid weekly.
    Between $25-30 sounds about right.

    93 million employed Americans in the lower and middle class * $25 = 2.34 billion dollars a week injected into the free market (about 122 billion this year alone)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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    Quote Originally Posted by Necro View Post
    You're a fatass too, what's your point?
    Still mad that I won't send you dick pics huh? It'll be ok buddy. It'll be ok.
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    So here's the deal- I am just horrible



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