Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

"Journalist's" tweet/article before Trump's day had even gotten started:

How is Trump spending Thanksgiving? Tweeting, golfing and more

Yeah, turns out Trump surprised troops in Afghanistan by visiting them for Thanksgiving.

Can't possibly imagine why no one except Back and Seran takes the news seriously anymore.

[drauz]

[Back]

I think that's why Trump does these things, to show just how crazy the media and the left have become. And to be honest it worked wonders for me. I always knew MSNBC and CNN and the rest of them were left, but Trump really opened my eyes to just how left and hateful they are. That's what I'm thankful for on this greatest of all holidays.

[Wrathbringer]

Back, fill this out and repost here so we can all understand what's going on with you. You're welcome.

[Methais]

No need to confirm it, we already know you and idiots like you are a bunch of NPCs who operate only on whatever programming the media has for you at the time.

Back, fill this out and repost here so we can all understand what's going on with you. You're welcome.

This is correct.

[Tgo01]

Remember how the media had the conniption fit to end all conniption fits when Trump tweeted that Rocky photo?

Remember how the media topped that by mocking Trump for spending Thanksgiving day tweeting and golfing?

Remember how the media had hardly anything at all to say about Trump spending Thanksgiving dishing out food to soldiers in Afghanistan and eating with them?

Yeah, the fake news is indeed the enemy of the people.

Had Obama engaged in sending out memes and jokes like Trump does the news would have talked about how "cool" and "hip" he was for appealing to a younger generation. Reporters would have sucked his dick for being so awesome. I don't mean figuratively, I mean they literally would have asked him if they could suck his black scholong on national TV.

The media would probably faint at all of the jerking off they would have done if Obama visited the troops and actually dished out food and sat down to eat with them. But "Orange Man Bad!" or something so it barely cracks the news.

[drauz]

Remember how the media had the conniption fit to end all conniption fits when Trump tweeted that Rocky photo?

Remember how the media topped that by mocking Trump for spending Thanksgiving day tweeting and golfing?

Remember how the media had hardly anything at all to say about Trump spending Thanksgiving dishing out food to soldiers in Afghanistan and eating with them?

Yeah, the fake news is indeed the enemy of the people.

Had Obama engaged in sending out memes and jokes like Trump does the news would have talked about how "cool" and "hip" he was for appealing to a younger generation. Reporters would have sucked his dick for being so awesome. I don't mean figuratively, I mean they literally would have asked him if they could suck his black scholong on national TV.

The media would probably faint at all of the jerking off they would have done if Obama visited the troops and actually dished out food and sat down to eat with them. But "Orange Man Bad!" or something so it barely cracks the news.

[Some Rogue]

No, no one remembers that because you made most of it up in your head. Like usual.

[Methais]

No, no one remembers that because you made most of it up in your head. Like usual.

Which parts were made up and which parts weren't? Please clarify.

And quit fucking posting without dachshunds, you heartless monster.

[Methais]