Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

[Tgo01]

A judge ruled the "ISIS bride" is not an American citizenship and thus has no right to come back to the country.

So check it. This bitch was living the good life in Alabama (well compared to living in say Syria) but when ISIS was starting to take over land she was all "Naww! I wanna live in a society where I'll be a second class citizen to men but I'll still be able to kick around and lord over people who are infidels, so I'm gonna move to Syria to marry a nice Muslim member of ISIS who is going to die in combat, so I'll marry another Muslim member of ISIS who is also gonna die in combat, so I'm gonna marry a third Muslim member of ISIS who will also die in combat, then when the caliphate starts falling apart and my life turns to shit and I can no longer kick people around for being infidels I will beg to come back to the US and use my son, who is also not an American citizen, as a bargaining chip for compassion."

Oh yeah this cunt also urged Muslims in the US to rent giant trucks and run over people and to engage in drive by shootings to kill as many Americans as possible, but she's changed because she had a son with a terrorist!

[Some Rogue]

Also, ROLL TIDE. You could take your sister-wife

[~Rocktar~]

Also, ROLL TIDE. You could take your sister-wife

Roll Tide roll, all around the bowl, flush it down the hole, Roll Tide roll.

Know what stops the Crimson Tide? Tampax!

Fuck the tide, WAR EAGLE!

(ps, I don't live in Alabama, my parents both went to Alabama Polytechnic Institute and I hate almost all sports these days)

[Methais]

How did your wife's anus get longer? Like a giant oval.

[Parkbandit]

How did your wife's anus get longer? Like a giant oval.

My favorite part is that it was a small pic in his signature for a week or two.. but it wasn't getting enough attention, so he made it bigger.

[Methais]

My favorite part is that it was a small pic in his signature for a week or two.. but it wasn't getting enough attention, so he made it bigger.

The next one will be like this, but hopefully without balls:

[Methais]

[Back]

With PB enlarging it and using it as an avatar then SR putting a larger image in his sig it makes the PC look like an amateur porn site.

[Parkbandit]

With PB enlarging it and using it as an avatar then SR putting a larger image in his sig it makes the PC look like an amateur porn site.

Not sure what porn sites you visit.. but as usual: You're doing it wrong.

[Parkbandit]

I bet one of these "woke" people is BacKKKlash.