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    That didn't take long. I believe Republicans will only have a one or two seat majority when the latest resignation goes through, so maybe Democrats will successfully elect their own speaker without needing to wait for their getting the majority in November.

    Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene files motion to oust Speaker Mike Johnson

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Speaker Mike Johnson is at risk of being ousted after hard-right Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene filed a motion to vacate on Friday in the middle of a House vote on a $1.2 trillion package to keep the government open.


    It’s the same political dynamic that removed the last Republican speaker, Kevin McCarthy, just five months ago when far-right conservatives revolted over his compromise with Democrats to prevent a federal shutdown. But this one faces steeper odds with less GOP support.


    The House is scheduled to leave town for a two-week spring recess at the end of Friday’s session, and it’s doubtful any vote on removing Johnson, of Louisiana, would be imminent.

    “Speaker Johnson always listens to the concerns of members but is focused on governing,” spokesman Raj Shah said. “He will continue to push conservative legislation that secures our border, strengthens our national defense and demonstrates how we’ll grow our majority.”

    Under the rules, any member can make the motion privileged, which would require leaders to schedule a vote within two legislative days. But it can also simply sit until lawmakers return next month.

    https://apnews.com/article/speaker-j...132ac16f36562a

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    National guard should have tear gassed them and rubber bulleted them into submission. That they were not prepared for it is sad. And frankly, I think they should have been able to turn them into red paste if they were being attacked. We are supposed to be a sovereign nation and can't protect our borders from enemies.
    True, but Biden is almost as much of a pussy as Seran is, so there's that.

    And almost as stupid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage View Post
    National guard should have tear gassed them and rubber bulleted them into submission. That they were not prepared for it is sad. And frankly, I think they should have been able to turn them into red paste if they were being attacked. We are supposed to be a sovereign nation and can't protect our borders from enemies.
    FUCK rubber bullets. We need these along the border.

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    “A suspicion of mine is that there are too many preachy females” dominating the culture of his party, he said. “‘Don’t drink beer. Don’t watch football. Don’t eat hamburgers. This is not good for you.’ The message is too feminine: ‘Everything you’re doing is destroying the planet. You’ve got to eat your peas.’”

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    step 1: get enough R's to step down to remove house majority
    step 2: introduce bill claiming Trump guilty of insurrection
    step 3: remove Trump from ballot.

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    I asked for neither your Opinion,
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    I asked for neither your Opinion,
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    President Biden said Tuesday he commuted by train or car over the Francis Scott Key Bridge "many, many times," despite the bridge not having any rail lines.

    "At about 1:30 [a.m. Tuesday], a container ship struck the Francis Scott Key Bridge, which I’ve been over many, many times commuting from the state of Delaware either on a train or by car," the president said.

    "I've been to Baltimore Harbor many times," he added.
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-say...224229254.html

    What a fucking retard. I continue to see why dems hang on every word he says because he doesn't even know what is going to come out of his mouth next other than it won't be the truth. Just says stuff to be saying stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by drumpel View Post
    President Biden said Tuesday he commuted by train or car over the Francis Scott Key Bridge "many, many times," despite the bridge not having any rail lines.


    https://www.yahoo.com/news/biden-say...224229254.html

    What a fucking retard. I continue to see why dems hang on every word he says because he doesn't even know what is going to come out of his mouth next other than it won't be the truth. Just says stuff to be saying stuff.
    And I thought Obama had a penchant for making everything about himself. Biden is on a whole other level.

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