Alastir v Kalros Consolidated Shit Thread

[Jarvan]

His degree is from printadegree.com and he passed the bar on lawyerup.com.

I think he means... he passed a Bar once.. and didn't stop to get shit faced.

[GS4Pirate]

Wait... Who said he was an actual practicing attorney who is allowed to take/speak to clients ?

Well, I'm assuming since he passed the bar in the hardest state to do so, he must be. ::shifty eyes::

[Mogonis]

Thread: Alastir v Kalros Consolidated Shit Thread
Your lack of punctuation is confusing. - Haldrik

You're an idiot. There wasn't a lack of punctuation. A period is punctuation.

[Jarvan]

Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?

Public defender, or Plead guilty. With Haldrik you would get the electric chair for a speeding ticket. (If he was defending you)

[Jarvan]

You're an idiot. There wasn't a lack of punctuation. A period is punctuation.

He has multiple degrees and is a lawyer. he is obviously right.

And while we are on the subject...

I am a astrophysicist working on plans to use Asteroids as mining posts...


-laughs- sorry... I couldn't even keep a straight face.

[Gelston]

Public defender, or Plead guilty. With Haldrik you would get the electric chair for a speeding ticket. (If he was defending you)

He'd troll the shit out the jury and the judge for all time though. They'd probably acquit you just to make Haldrik go away, come to think of it.

[Candor]

Haldrik...please...stop. Just stop.

[GS4Pirate]

He has multiple degrees and is a lawyer. he is obviously right.

And while we are on the subject...

I am a astrophysicist working on plans to use Asteroids as mining posts...


-laughs- sorry... I couldn't even keep a straight face.

Wow, grats man. It's crazy, I just got accepted into the Mars mission program.

[Haldrik]

This is what it looked like from my perspective.

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
You notice an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
>prep 912
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Call Wind...
Your spell is ready.
>cast my lance
You gesture at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>stance offen
You are now in an offensive stance.
>attack
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed"

...
Tested disk arrival. Other players don't see when your disk arrives.

So, I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused when I cast call wind without being able to tell you're in the room.

That's the risk you take with area of effect spells. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. With great power, comes great responsibility.

[Tisket]

When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.

I'm the secret second wife of Prince William. Also, I'm in a super secret NASA program to be the first colonist on Mars.

There's other stuff but I don't want to dazzle you too much with my extraordinary life.