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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    His degree is from printadegree.com and he passed the bar on lawyerup.com.
    I think he means... he passed a Bar once.. and didn't stop to get shit faced.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blanks View Post
    Wait... Who said he was an actual practicing attorney who is allowed to take/speak to clients ?
    Well, I'm assuming since he passed the bar in the hardest state to do so, he must be. ::shifty eyes::
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    Your lack of punctuation is confusing. - Haldrik
    You're an idiot. There wasn't a lack of punctuation. A period is punctuation.
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    >just ban
    You are currently banished from Wehnimer's Landing.

    >ask clerk about citizen
    The clerk says, "Hrrrm, Mogonis, you do seem to be eligible for full citizenship. Just WRITE your name in the book if you wish to make it official."

    >write book
    You sign your name into the citizenship registration book, fully agreeing to the duties and privileges full citizenship provides you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GS4Pirate View Post
    Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

    Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?
    Public defender, or Plead guilty. With Haldrik you would get the electric chair for a speeding ticket. (If he was defending you)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
    We have to count our blessings that we enjoy freedom of speech without fear of oppression in this county.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mogonis View Post
    You're an idiot. There wasn't a lack of punctuation. A period is punctuation.
    He has multiple degrees and is a lawyer. he is obviously right.

    And while we are on the subject...

    I am a astrophysicist working on plans to use Asteroids as mining posts...


    -laughs- sorry... I couldn't even keep a straight face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvan View Post
    Public defender, or Plead guilty. With Haldrik you would get the electric chair for a speeding ticket. (If he was defending you)
    He'd troll the shit out the jury and the judge for all time though. They'd probably acquit you just to make Haldrik go away, come to think of it.
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    Haldrik...please...stop. Just stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jarvan View Post
    He has multiple degrees and is a lawyer. he is obviously right.

    And while we are on the subject...

    I am a astrophysicist working on plans to use Asteroids as mining posts...


    -laughs- sorry... I couldn't even keep a straight face.
    Wow, grats man. It's crazy, I just got accepted into the Mars mission program.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SashaFierce View Post
    This is what it looked like from my perspective.

    [Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
    You notice an Ithzir adept.
    Obvious paths: east, southwest, west

    >prep 912
    Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Call Wind...
    Your spell is ready.
    >cast my lance
    You gesture at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
    A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
    An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
    The wind then subsides.
    Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

    (Forcing stance down to guarded)
    >stance offen
    You are now in an offensive stance.
    >attack
    [LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed"

    ...
    Tested disk arrival. Other players don't see when your disk arrives.

    So, I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused when I cast call wind without being able to tell you're in the room.
    That's the risk you take with area of effect spells. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. With great power, comes great responsibility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    When you attack someone's education status, I generally like to use proper grammar. Other times I usually don't mind.

    And I'm not sure why you would attack my education. You work at at restaurant. I have a college degree, a law degree, a legal masters, and I'm barred in the most difficult state in the country. Our distance is so extreme I can't think of a word that would explain how far removed we are from each other.
    I'm the secret second wife of Prince William. Also, I'm in a super secret NASA program to be the first colonist on Mars.

    There's other stuff but I don't want to dazzle you too much with my extraordinary life.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    I like penis.
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