Alastir v Kalros Consolidated Shit Thread

[GS4Pirate]

Alastir can't seem to shut the fuck up and stop shitting on every thread I post in, so in order to return some semblance of order to the forums, I've created this thread so that Alastir may lash out at me in an organized and consolidated spot. And vice versa. I encourage Alastir to direct his hate here, and any other posters who wish to do the same.

Thanks!



http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...80-lb-wieghs-2

[Haldrik]

No wonder you are so high-strung and bent out of shape. All your achievements are paper thin.

Unlike you, I don't need to brag about my credentials. That's why you don't know shit about me other than some lnet gossip.

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch

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Your only achievements is this world are: shortest man bun, learning to flirt with girls in gemstone, getting a 30% tip instead of 20$, failing at google.

Your screen shot links to an article called "Easiest Bar Exam to Pass in the U.S.", however, the article image lists states from hardest to easiest. Google cached that image to your google.com search, and poof, ignorance is born. Your inability to actually click through the google search is evidence of your lack of education and superficial intelligence.

https://lawschooli.com/easiest-bar-e...ass-in-the-us/
http://abovethelaw.com/2013/04/which...cult-bar-exam/

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch
#ignorance #betterschoolsUSA #ourschoolsarefailing

And Blanks, don't forget, you started shit talking to me on LNET last week. Do you forget this already? Some people (usually the ones who can't think) think I lash out randomly but 99% of the time I'm responding to someone who attacked me first.

[chalion]

Your only achievements is this world are: shortest man bun, learning to flirt with girls in gemstone, getting a 30% tip instead of 20$, failing at google.

Your screen shot links to an article called "Easiest Bar Exam to Pass in the U.S.", however, the article image lists states from hardest to easiest. Google cached that image to your google.com search, and poof, ignorance is born. Your inability to actually click through the google search is evidence of your lack of education and superficial intelligence.

https://lawschooli.com/easiest-bar-e...ass-in-the-us/
http://abovethelaw.com/2013/04/which...cult-bar-exam/

How about you #learnsomething #stopbeingabitch
#ignorance #betterschoolsUSA #ourschoolsarefailing

And Blanks, don't forget, you started shit talking to me on LNET last week. Do you forget this already? Some people (usually the ones who can't think) think I lash out randomly but 99% of the time I'm responding to someone who attacked me first.

[GS4Pirate]

I don't even need to read the thread but you an uneducated attention whore douche bag child.

[Gelston]

Jesus fucking Christ, you're claiming to be a lawyer now?

[GS4Pirate]

Still posting and not playing?

Nah, I gave into the addiction, couple of Half-krol's. But of course I have never been one to measure my success in life by the quality of text based gear I wear.

Though I'm shocked to find out that my degree from a community college has more value than Haldrik's law degree.

[Gelston]

His degree is from printadegree.com and he passed the bar on lawyerup.com.

[GS4Pirate]

Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?

[SashaFierce]

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
A tree-lined path extends past broken pillars and collapsed walls. To the southeast, up a wide brick walkway can be seen a large building that still retains some semblance of its original shape and structure. You also see an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
[bigshot]>hide
Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings, and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
Alastir just arrived.
Alastir's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
Alastir gestures at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
The wind knocks you off your balance and you fall over.
Your arms are forced down to your sides!
Roundtime: 12 sec.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed" (15:13:21)

This is what it looked like from my perspective.

[Old Ta'Faendryl, East]
You notice an Ithzir adept.
Obvious paths: east, southwest, west
>prep 912
Your hands glow with power as you invoke the phrase for Call Wind...
Your spell is ready.
>cast my lance
You gesture at a whorled crimson golvern lance.
A gust of wind tugs at your sleeves. Suddenly, a fierce wind rips through the area, scattering everything in its path and making it difficult to remain standing.
An Ithzir adept is knocked over by the wind.
The wind then subsides.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>stance offen
You are now in an offensive stance.
>attack
[LNet]-GSIV:Zaoloo: "astare and Alastir re-enact Ass2Ass scene from Requiem for a Dream confirmed"

...
Tested disk arrival. Other players don't see when your disk arrives.

So, I apologize for any inconvenience I may have caused when I cast call wind without being able to tell you're in the room.

[blanks]

Now let's not jump to conclusions just yet. Lets play devils advocate here for a moment................

Let us say you're a client in need of a lawyer, as that client you have read Haldrik's...whatever it is...and you are given a choice between a public defender and Haldrik, who do you go with?

Wait... Who said he was an actual practicing attorney who is allowed to take/speak to clients ?