Buying Sorc, Rogue Paraphernalia

[Menos]

Hold on. I thought you had just come back to the boards after two decades away from the game. Isn't that why your post in this thread was post number 1 on your account? Or is that like the worst 90's slang version of a joke where you like money?

I am generally a really big fan of anyone who provides me with green, as a rule of thumb. And, since I don't give a rolton's arse if my forum rep is garbage, let's let the children play in their sandbox of mildly-enjoyable freedoms and wasted over-education.

ps. No one is allowed to abuse commas that much on the forums except me. I am the king of all comma overuse, get your own shtick.

[Gnomad]

I am the king of all comma overuse; get your own shtick.

fixed that for you

[HermieTheDentist]

This thread just jumped up a knotch in terms of overall hilariousness.

Respectfully,
Matt

[Streamdancer]

This thread just jumped up a knotch in terms of overall hilariousness.

Respectfully,
Matt

This thread has over 100 replies in two days...

[Velfi]

[FinisWolf]

Loving the humor!! Y'all are just great In either case, anyone questioning the validity of this request, you are welcome to your opinion. However, I humbly ask that you refer to this thread before making any further blanket generalizations:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthrea...83#post1860183

Cheers.

Funny ... all I get is "BLOCKED BY WEBSENSE" ..., it is an omen from the Arkati ... DO NOT BUY THIS BULLSHIT!

Finis

[FinisWolf]

You are all the greatest bunch of no-life brain-damaged minimum-wage cunts I have ever witnessed. Yet, I, the only person with more than $50 in their bank account, am the one being attacked. Makes perfect sense that a fat virgin poverty-stricken little fuck like you would come on here to a board where you can hide your identity and make up false claims with no basis against a guy who was merely looking to buy some valuable shit for real money (not the bullshit money that you spend 40hrs hunting for in your mom's basement for a $30 payout you little cunt).

Y'all can SAY anything you want, but if anyone is interested in selling high-end valuables for either cash or silver, please PM me so we can have a real conversation about it without little baby double-owl pedants ruining my fucking day.

I wanted to thank you for the nice description words that you used to encourage us "cunts" to sell you "stuff". I added to your forum rep, for all these wonderful observations that you have made about the player population here, your negative douche bag rep that is. I even signed it, so you can print it and put it on your mommy's basement wall. By the way, is it really nice being 53 years old and living rent free in mommy's basement? Does she let you have play dates?

IF! And I do mean "IF" you *had* a chance at scamming someone here, you have lost that opportunity now, and you can give thanks ONLY to yourself, because of your witty repartee. Good job. O! Don't be shy, give yourself a good hard pat on the back for a job well done. You deserve it. Go on ... ...

Finis

[Haldrik]

If this guy is a scammer, he's real fucking bad at it. Why isn't he trolling the sales threads and attempting to buy?

[Someone who isn't Me]

I wanted to thank you for the nice description words that you used to encourage us "cunts" to sell you "stuff".

Thank you all for your uplifting comments. Just want to make something clear... the distinction between a cunt, and a non-cunt, in my world:

CUNT (noun \ˈkənt\) - Cunts who have no money or valuable items of their own, but feel the need to police the boards to protect those who are both more powerful, and far more intelligent than they will ever be; perhaps, because masturbation to bestiality-based pornography is finally starting to get old.

NON-CUNT (noun \nənˈkənt\) - Everyone else.

For all I care, my forum rep could be -1,000,000 and it's not going to stop me from buying everything that I want to buy, because guess what... you're a cunt. Thanks!

[Taernath]

CUNT (noun \ˈkənt\) - Cunts who have no money or valuable items of their own,

So, you.