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Thread: I have decided to identify as a Cannabis plant.

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    Default I have decided to identify as a Cannabis plant.

    No your honor, those were my children you confiscated. Fuck yea!

    Teuta, The Pirate Queen (Not Jack Whisper)

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    Is it even legal to fuck a cat?

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    Furries have been a thing for forever.

    You had better pay your guild dues before you forget. You are 113 months behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Androidpk View Post
    Is it even legal to fuck a cat?
    Depends on the state, duh.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    If someone wants to claim to legally be an animal, fine. Treat them legally like an animal. Put their ass in the pound if they are found wandering the streets without their owner.

    ....

    And then I just realized that'd cause a loophole for legal slavery. Nevermind.
    Last edited by Gelston; 05-27-2016 at 10:10 PM.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    Depends on the state, duh.
    Found the loop hole, stick it in the poop hole.

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    Teuta, The Pirate Queen (Not Jack Whisper)

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    It's a thing.

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    Not even as a cat could she get someone to touch her. Jesus Christ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leifastagsweed View Post
    It's a thing.
    I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
    Last edited by Androidpk; 05-28-2016 at 12:26 AM.

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