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    PM me if you'd like something. Landing pickup. Cash via Paypal gift/faf or bloodscrip @ 1k = $5. Offers welcome.

    1. a tempered heavy greataxe- $225
    7x (+35) two handed weapon, very heavily crit weighted, t2 ensorcelled, gory weapon scripts that add zests and alter the description based on how much blood or ectoplasm it has been exposed to via kills and can be further unlocked by Xerria, max light at 5 lbs. Inspects as vultite. Battle axe has the best damage factor of any weapon, including mauls. Very old weapon from the Amazing Mithril Juggernaut merchant 20+ years ago.

    Careful examination indicates the heavy greataxe has a base strength of 92 and a base durability of 220. You also determine the current integrity of the heavy greataxe to be at 100.0%.

    Checking out the greataxe, it looks like it is very heavily weighted to inflict more critical blows than a normal weapon of its type.

    [A tempered heavy greataxe soaked with blood has a combat effectiveness rating of 10 points of Critical weighting and a 33.3% chance to have a combat effectiveness rating of 11. It has 10 of 30 services towards the next full rank of combat effectiveness. It has been serviced 10 times in this service window.]

    >analy greata
    You analyze your heavy greataxe and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

    The creator has also provided the following information:

    The heavy greataxe is a weapon that gets gory as you vanquish creatures that have blood or ectoplasm. It can be cleaned at any time via CLEAN, attacking certain creatures, or after a certain amount of time without killing creatures. It will not work on players. This item can have both a long description and a show description. It can also have custom descriptions when gory. For the long description, it only works when it's fully saturated with gore. Show descriptions will have a varying degree of how gory it is with the custom gory description.

    The greataxe is not unlocked.

    The greataxe has the following custom descriptions:
    Long Description: None.
    Bloody Long Description: None.
    Ectoplasm Long Description: None.
    Blood and Ectoplasm Long Description: None.
    Show Description: None.
    Gory Show Description: None.

    Verb List:
    Off-the-Shelf: CLEAN, LICK, RUB, SNAP and SNAP [DEAD CREATURE] WITH greataxe (STABBITY).
    Tier 1: RAISE, CLENCH, TURN, TILT.
    Tier 2: PULL, PUSH, BOW, POINT greataxe AT [CREATURE, PLAYER, OBJECT].
    Tier 3: WAVE greataxe AT [CREATURE, PLAYER, OBJECT], POSE, DANCE, SALUTE.

    You can tell that the greataxe is as light as it can get.

    A couple of the scripts, just one of the alterations it adds to the weapon's base desctription:

    >get heav greata
    You remove a tempered heavy greataxe soaked with blood from in your leather back sheath.
    >snap greata
    You snap your heavy greataxe skyward, and with a quick downward motion, you sling blood everywhere!
    >clean greata
    You clean off your heavy greataxe, removing the blood.
    >put greata in my shea
    You put a tempered heavy greataxe in your leather back sheath.

    XXXXX slowly extends his tongue and drags it over the surface of his heavy greataxe, licking the blood and ectoplasm of his enemies.

    There's more, too.

    2. a mithril-plated leather lootbag- $45 *SOLD*
    Back worn, weighs 2 lbs, holds 200 lbs. The lightest back worn container you can find, epic deepened.

    3. some thick rolaren full plate- $5
    4x, sanctified, further enchantable. Takes paladin's guiding light flares for cman's against critters.

    4. a weathered leather bandolier- $15
    Front worn, medium amount for any number of items, unlocked, 12 verbs, can be unlocked once more. Special messaging for stowing and retrieving different sizes and types of items from it. Very cool.

    You analyze your leather bandolier and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

    The creator has also provided the following information:

    The leather bandolier is unlocked, but could be unlocked once more. It has 12 verbs.

    When altering, keep in mind that the bandolier's messaging references large and small containers, and a row of weapon slots and straps. These can all be altered by a skilled merchant. The containers should remain plural. Currently, they are set to slots (wands and small weapons), straps (belted weapons), a series of straps (back weapons), large sacks (bundled weapons), narrow tubes (paper and scrolls), small pouches (trinkets), and containers (anything else).

    You might be able to have a talented merchant lighten the leather bandolier for you or deepen its pockets.

    6. an imflass twohanded sword- $10
    +22, sanctified, max light. Great weapon for a young thw paladin until they get 1625, and a great backup weapon after that, in case your bonded gets disarmed and taken.

    9. a black rose-painted deck- $10
    T1 tarot deck with 218 different cards with different meanings. Limited release. Really fun.
    >analy deck
    You analyze your rose-painted deck and sense that the creator has provided the following information:

    Welcome to the Nalfein Black Rose Deck.
    Details on Divination in Elanthia and about the Nalfein Black Rose Deck can be found by visiting:
    https://gswiki.play.net/Nalfein_Black_Rose_Deck
    The deck has access to the following verbs:
    Draw, Look, Shuffle, and Turn.
    It is Tier 1 of 4.

    11. a branded leather case inset with well-oiled metal gears- $10
    Belt worn, 2 lbs, holds 20 lbs for any number of items, zested open/close.
    >open case
    As you press a tiny button flush against the side of the case, you watch the metal gears turn counterclockwise, allowing you access to the contents within.
    >close case
    As you nudge the sides of your case together, the well-oiled gears tick clockwise, forming a seal as they fasten the container shut.

    13. a bronze-paneled eisenruck with an ivory gear-embossed lid- $15
    Back worn container, holds exceptional amount (120 lbs), casts the spell Foraging 1x per day for a sapphire.
    >l eis
    You're holding a bronze-paneled eisenruck with an ivory gear-embossed lid, which appears to be a rigid-sided, back-worn container similar to a backpack. Despite its sturdy, utilitarian design, gaps between its panels provide a glimpse of clockwork enhancements, and small louvered vents are set into several of the eisenruck's flat surfaces.

    R>analy eis
    You analyze your bronze-paneled eisenruck and sense that the creator has provided the following information:

    Looking over the eisenruck and inspecting its finer details, you realize that it will always need to be "a/n (whatever)/(whatever)/eisenruck". So, the item's article and adjective CAN be changed, but "eisenruck" cannot.

    To insert a gem into the eisenruck, you must be wearing the eisenruck and holding a gem in one hand, then PUSH eisenruck.

    Note 1: The eisenruck must be worn continuously for a minimum of one day before any of its gem-eating abilities will function.

    Note 2: When you LOOK at your eisenruck, if a socket is described as "open," then it is ready to have a gem inserted into it. If a socket is described as "closed," then it is in cooldown.

    Note 3: Although it is not required by the script, this eisenruck is designed to interact with the Gnomish Repair System, which enables the wearer of a scripted Gnomish Repair Belt to alter this eisenruck's appearance to any of several "damaged" descriptions which are pre-stored in the eisenruck's extra text fields. Please keep that in mind if you request an alteration for this item. The "damaged" description texts may also need to be changed by the merchant in order to reflect the changes of your alteration.

    If you were to play with the bronze-paneled eisenruck, then you'd find that you can analyze, wear, remove, pinch, poke, and push it. PUSH won't do anything if the eisenruck has no gem sockets "unlocked" or added.

    This is a Tier 1 eisenruck, it has four tiers in total. This eisenruck is sold OTS with no tier unlocked.

    SCRIPT NAME: Gem-eater Eisenruck

    The eisenruck's left strap bears a bronze plate with:
    One sapphire socket, which is open.

    16. an enameled seashell bucket- $20
    Belt worn, holds seashells from Ebon Gate, with 3,420 seashells.
    >l in buck
    The seashell bucket contains 3420 seashells.

    17. an indigo-edged silver vellum- $10
    Custom spell prep.
    >read vel
    Invoking this silver vellum will grant you permanent access to a special method of preparing your spells.
    It will provide the following phrase:

    First Person: You carefully weave the [Spell Name] spell into the air, trails of indigo and silver mist following the somatic components. Twisting and twining, the skeins of energy leech power from you and, as you unleash the spell, you feel droplets of moisture dripping from your fingertips...
    Third Person: Xxxxx carefully weaves his spell into the air, trails of indigo and silver mist following the somatic components. Twisting and twining, the skeins of energy slip away from him, leaving moisture to drop from his fingertips...
    Hidden or Invisible: From somewhere nearby, the soft whisperings of a spell can be heard.
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    He sharted on all of it.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorbird View Post
    The terrifying truth is that in game he exhibits almost none of the qualities of his forum persona. His characters are cool, he sells good stuff, and he's a reliable/trustworthy merchant.
    He OOCly sharted on it.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He OOCly sharted on it.
    Now you're on the right track!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorbird View Post
    The terrifying truth is that in game he exhibits almost none of the qualities of his forum persona. His characters are cool, he sells good stuff, and he's a reliable/trustworthy merchant.
    Thank you, Warriorbird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He sharted on all of it.
    Thank you, Gelston.

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    Twin crossbow sold.

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    Shitty gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    I have a shitty rear.
    Gross, but thanks for the bump.

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    your butt stinks like a turd machine gun.

    Your rep... was that like -10 points? I guess you will be red soon. Shitting blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    I eat poop sometimes.
    My rep is worth about 6k and you're a disgusting individual.
    Last edited by Wrathbringer; 03-28-2016 at 04:03 PM.

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