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    Default Decent Gear

    PM me if you'd like something. Landing pickup. Bloodscrip, coins or cash, via Paypal gift/faf. Offers welcome.

    1. a tempered heavy greataxe dripping with blood- $280 or 45m coins
    7x, heavily crit weighted, t2 ensorcelled, gory weapon scripts and max light at 5 lbs

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    3. a vultite battle axe- 2.5m or $20
    5x, swcw, blessable, further enchantable.

    6. a white ora greatshield- 1m
    4x, not sanctified, inspects as steel. An assist should fix it, but I'd enchant it first.

    7. a perfect mithril greataxe- 2.5m or $20
    4x, blessable, further enchantable.

    8. a perfect maoral-hafted steel maul- $30 or 4.5m coins
    5x, 8 lbs, blessable, further enchantable.

    9. a rust-colored mithril tube- $85 or 12m coins
    Very old self charging minor water wand. Fully charged it holds 10 charges and it recharges a little every couple hours. Has loresong. https://gswiki.play.net/Cone_of_Water_(rare_items)
    >l tube
    The mithril tube appears to be a mixture of gnome tinkering and magical science. The tip of the tube resembles nothing more than a wizard's wand except for a small opening at the very end. Moving towards the center, the influence of tinker gnomes can be seen. Small wheels and gears spin about the axis of the tube, sucking in air and forcing it through miniature cylinders and pumps. The final product of this effort, drops of moisture extracted from the air are sent via small hoses to a clear globe at the back of the tube for storage. In the globe, the water levels from all the collected moisture provides a sloshy indication of the amount of water available for use. The globe is so full that water is dripping from the relief valve.

    Here is a breakdown of messaging.
    The globe is so full that water is dripping from the relief valve. 10 charges left
    The globe is so full that water is dripping from the relief valve. 9 charges left
    The globe is so full that water is dripping from the relief valve. 8 charges left
    The globe appears to nearly be full to the top. 7 charges left
    The water in the globe barely sloshes around due to it being nearly full. 6 charges left
    The water sloshes side to side but it's still possible to see it's just over half full. 5 charges left
    The water sloshes around a bit but it appears to nearly half fill the globe. 4 charges left
    The watch sloshing around in the globe indicates it is less than half full. 3 charges left
    The globe appears only about a quarter full. 2 charges left
    The globe currently appears nearly empty. 1 charge left
    Only traces of water currently slosh at the bottom of the globe. No charges remaining

    Loresong: <knocks you down to prone and stuns you>
    As you direct your song at the mithril tube, your surroundings blink out and you find yourself hidden behind a large crate. Peering over the crate, it is possible to make out a group of tinker gnomes huddled around a mage dressed totally in white. Sounds of cackling float back to you from the group of gnomes in response to something the mage has just did or said. Speaking a few last words, the mage passes a small bag to the leader of the group who snatches at it greedily. With a last cackle, the leader passes over three long wand-shaped items to the mage who stuffs them into his bag. The mage nods to the gnomes and then chants an incantation and flashes out of existence. One of the gnomes, gazing at the spot where the mage stood, spots you in your hiding place. Giving a cry of anger, he grabs a club and heads for you. The rest follow suit and quickly begin pummeling you. Thankfully you finally lose consciousness only to awake to realize it hadn't been a dream.

    Old style fusion orbs:
    B. +17 Max Health- $40 or 6m coins
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    He sharted on all of it.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorbird View Post
    The terrifying truth is that in game he exhibits almost none of the qualities of his forum persona. His characters are cool, he sells good stuff, and he's a reliable/trustworthy merchant.
    He OOCly sharted on it.
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He OOCly sharted on it.
    Now you're on the right track!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warriorbird View Post
    The terrifying truth is that in game he exhibits almost none of the qualities of his forum persona. His characters are cool, he sells good stuff, and he's a reliable/trustworthy merchant.
    Thank you, Warriorbird.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gelston View Post
    He sharted on all of it.
    Thank you, Gelston.

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    Twin crossbow sold.

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    Shitty gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    I have a shitty rear.
    Gross, but thanks for the bump.

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    Thread: Decent Gear
    your butt stinks like a turd machine gun.

    Your rep... was that like -10 points? I guess you will be red soon. Shitting blood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haldrik View Post
    I eat poop sometimes.
    My rep is worth about 6k and you're a disgusting individual.
    Last edited by Wrathbringer; 03-28-2016 at 04:03 PM.

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