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I live in Boston.

We should meet up.

You paint your penis red and I'll paint mine blue.

We can film the end scene in Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

I'm just wondering how people can even fall for this? I understand, sure, you might have a silver tongue, but the name was a kick. Yeah, sorry if it was discussed earlier. Saw it on tv and totally...

Yep, my vacation is over, I'm back, so suck it up!

Anyway, I was watching late night (super early) television with some people the other weekend. Who comes up? This televangelist called "Creflo...

Honestly, I'm not a fan of police.

My lifestyle and their duty do not mix. That being said, they do a job and a job that, I honestly, do not have the balls or dedication to do. They face danger...

Way to be rascist. I never stated they were black. Hell, I didn't mention anything at all about their race; bigot.

On a serious note, yes, obviously. Black males and white males have different...

See, KFC is fucked, especially in my neck of the woods.

It reminds of a story. I went to go get some chicken for dinner and as I walk in a man dressed in all blue was going off at the mouth,...

When I go out to eat I used to tip 15% on meals, but that has since gone up to 20%. Yes, I'll be an ass, bust out my phone calculator and go to the cent for the 20%.

Pizza and other deliveries? ...

I truthfully can't even begin to explain the amount of win in that video.

- Arkans

My mother and grandmother made the best pierogis. They rocked with either meat inside or when they put in fruit filling.

It rocked. In fact, one of the few things that rocked about being Polish....

Hah!

PWNED!

- Arkans

How do you not come across as a whiney bitch if you go to the media with this, that's the question.

Let's be honest, no journalist is digging through this stuff to get their next big break.

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That's what happens when you spend high school drinking 40's, smokin' blunts, and hanging outside on your appartment stoop all day :(

- Arkans

Imagine a black hole the size of your penis.

Imagine putting your penis in said black hole.

Fucking amazing blow job.

Seriously, though, I can't wait for the information that comes out of...

You're right, but you need solid proof that it was done maliciously. Without concerete evidence and the fact that the school admitted that it made a mistake and made you Salutatorian really makes...

He'll look like such a whiney bitch if he did that.

Man up and take it, big deal, you didn't get a smile and a blow job on stage.

I wouldn't exactly say this is you being robbed for your...

Way to fight over second place.. Psh.

Edit: One other thing... If this *was* done maliciously, I think it is an amazing lesson on how your abilities are not the only thing, nor are they always the...

So, attack drunk driving or any other forms of intoxicated driving. It's something that you'd find a lot of support on. Just because someone goes out for a few drinks it does not mean they are...

Why?

It's not like pain killer withdrawals are deadly, much more than I can say for alcohol.

Regardless, how is this an issue? If you believe alcohol is a sin, then don't use it, but don't try...

You heard it here first, folks!

- Arkans

$1 a week isn't bad, but it's still too much for me.

I remember going to Las Vegas and I gambled one dollar and lost it. No big deal, but I felt the worse case of buyer's remorse in the world. I...

I always try and spell a southern state, but unfortunately, my computer always fucks up.

- Arkans

The thing is.. Nobody *NEEDS* the Fury. They did become annoying as a mother fuck.

- Arkans

One thing that I'll hand Perigourd is his consistency. I remember back when I played Arkans and Perigourd always kept to around the same level. Both our characters were in the Northern Fury at...

Because Perigourd used to hunt the shit out of her when her player wasn't around. I mean, I've done it for people too, but just giving an explination for the n00blet like behavior.

- Arkans

That still picture of her makes me think she is about to say..

CRIMSON JIHAD IS NOW A NUCLEAR POWER! ALLAHU ACKBAR!

- Arkans