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It's because I came back to the PC. My sorcery awesomeness just bled out into everything.

But holy crap, that looks awesome. I wouldn't have minded a +15 CS on my runestaff. No sir.

I understand the point she was trying and failed to make. It was supposed to be some social commentary on how most of the "extracurriculars" That students have are either benefactions of their...

You bastard.

I just taped a couple harmonicas to the roof rack of my coworker's vehicle. It goes, Woo woo!

It's all part of my master plan.

Real men take eight bottles. And swallow them whole.

We don't take kindly to roast beef 'round these parts, y'hear?

I kinda recall you being taller.

It's heavy. It's like three belts, each tanned differently, and sewn together. Things are beasts.

Done.

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Headed out for dinner with the fam.

You'd think those silly japanese would have thought of that, but no. They didn't.

Regardless, I am without shoes or a watchband while with those belts, so it's no bother.

And I have some...

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I've been gone a while... but wtf is this shit?

We're now posting clothed pics of ourselves?

That's true. Take a shit in a bucket, then mix it with milk and water, then let it soak for a while. Stir. Put in super soaker. Soak liberally upon subsequent offense.

Hit him in the shin with a stapler, then shit on his crotch.

Either that or give him an extremely firm "gtfo" and if he doesn't listen, then shit on his crotch.

Was it a cock ring that was 2 sizes too small?

Reddit addiction took me over. I have so much karma that my anus bleeds a little at times. That also could be from the rough anal, though.

Nothing ever happened around here. Save for everything...

I tested that once. Tried to be as random and somewhat blase as I could. I knew "as weird as I could" would be found easily. I looked for multiple girls getting fucked by the legs of a stool or...

Fucking busy. I got a job, my dad had a big ass stroke, I got one of four black belts that I'm working on, a couple girlfriends have come and gone...

Here's my recommendation. I don't like the little ones, the batteries don't last as long, and you have to fill them more frequently. My particular setup is pretty low maintenance.

For the...

So, uh... what'd I miss?

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No you don't.

Lolol.

Sure. Someone else bring a camera.

It was a suicide pact between Rada and Nikki. They discussed politics until space-time shattered from the force. The result was 3 atoms of chuck norris, the momentary reincarnation of Fred Rogers...