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It's been swell, but I'm gone.

Not this time, princess.

He says "bet", as if he didn't know from experience.

Maybe not, but you sure seem to like to mention that you know it.

I was 19 and living with my sister at the time. I was asleep because I worked the night shift and had gotten off work at 7am. She ran up the stairs, pounded on my door and yells "I just thought you...

By "smart people" you seem to mean "educated women".

Try walmart. It's where I managed to score two Wii's and a PS3 when they first came out.

Got an over-under pair of monitors going now. Top monitor has the security camera feeds on it so I can keep an eye on my kid while doing homework or even playing the occasional video game in the...

I used to keep kill stats for armies in the original rome. I think my best victory was 1200 kills and 11 dead using nothing but cataphracts vs. rome. It was fucking insane. I used to just hit them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwLCLrnL8h4

To me, overall, it feels too much like shogun 2 (which makes sense) and not enough like the original.

I remember late game parthians in the first rome... my armies were nothing but cataphracts and spies to open the city gates.

Just for the record Rome achieved most of its important territorial expansion in what, 53 years? It took Gelston 200 to achieve empire.

My sincerest condolences. Stay strong.

My uncle has been making a few types of his chickens hump on the regular to try and squeeze out a new breed that is good for both meat and eggs. I was four years old the first time I saw a chicken...

My fantasy football team managed to underscore their projections by 70+ points. I hope every single player on it pops his achilles for their piss poor performance, and god damnit do I hate football....

When it works, it works pretty great. Their customer service is nonexistent, though, so good luck getting it fixed in a timely fashion when it does break.

Do you feed the leftovers to the chickens?

fixed.

I like how even in the repetition, you used the wrong "your".

Money can't buy knives.

I used to want to join willow hall, but it looked like too much work what with all the application nonsense.

Dude, seriously? This is the only time I have ever wished I watched that show. I hope they are fighting for Zack's affections via dance.

I wonder if I will be able to abuse the greek phalanxes for city defense as utterly as I did in the original. Nothing like four units of weak hoplites to defend your cities from full stacks of heavy...

Preloading now. I had hoped to finish X-com by now but damnit, too much homework.