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One sang happy birthday to itself though so that's pretty cool

If there's one thing the PC can rally around it's going "holy shit what a cunt" no matter their political persuasion

I've got mint plant, a cherry tomato plant, and some basil. They're not dying and I mean that in the nicest way possible.

That shit causes hives.

THE DEMOCRATS GAVE REPUBLICANS THE FUCKING WALL.

Not hypocrisy, this truly is fucking idiocy. I'd be calling my senator nonstop and leaving unending hate messages if they'd fucked things this...

It fucking sucks that this level of cynicism doesn't just exist but is really deserved.

I'll be standing in Seattle in less than a week from now!

No. You need to read about how the Government actually functions. They couldn't get all the R's in the same fucking boat, but somehow think it's cool to blame the D's who have their own constituents...

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Even if Trump doesn't fall during his presidency because the Senate and Congress won't act, you can bet your ass a back up case he can't be pardoned for is being...

Dude has like the fucking Justice League in the form of lawyers.

Not to mention he has a majority in congress and senate.

The Dems offered him funding for the Wall and he was going to take it but was talked out of it by Miller.

The people who hold...

I dunno, the NY AG standing to the side grinding their ax slowly makes me think it'll be a miracle if we don't see some of the Trump clan behind bars in a few years.

"This is somehow"... Nah this is you being a delusional fuckwit. No one said "this" was Trump's fault. I have an asshole inlaw who says asshole things to my kid. Only regressive shit for brains think...

Good luck because they are awesome.

Obama didn't golf at Golf Clubs owned by himself. Y'all made Jimmy Carter sell his fucking peanut farm, this seems really rich and unfair. Won't deny the...

No one said anything about educated or qualified, but they are our constitutients and they probably are easier to talk to when you don't open chats with "FUCK YOU FUCKERS" and variations thereof.
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Ooh have you smoked bacon or anything with cherrywood? I use applewood because it's in our backyard and neighbors have a lot. We've got 2 trout I'm going to smoke next weekend and it's my first time...

We have a Weber, very basic but it's awesome. 50/50 apple and hickory chips is my favorite mix for making brisket! That I can do it in sub zero temps with some monitoring is the cherry on top.

I'm going to go get my smoker going so I'll have to pick it up tomorrow!

Correct.

Saying that people who we disagree with are simply stupid diminishes the times that the people are simply stupid. We're seeing that right now.

Attack on the precise things you disagree with. Keep...

I mean it is a very fucking cool bullshit text game.

This sort of thing is really offputting. A lot of them do get how the Government works, we just.. really fucking disagree a lot. And that's ok....

This guy had an even worse time in boot camp than normal

Hillary isn't in politics. Nor is Obama. They're as likely to get tapped for President as you or I are. The fact that they keep being brought up is because the GOP has full control but sucks at doing...

I took my kid to Greece with me instead so..

To be fair Obama's election made it very clear to me there were people on my side of the family I wasn't going to leave my kid alone with too because...

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One of the comments had me in stitches too, "Is this ASMR?"