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Truly, I am.

And I'm sorry for being a racist douchebag and for sullying the names of no one but myself.

i r disgrace.

I do not know what this means.

Hey, ninja douchebag. What do you do for a living, precisely? It's apparent your face is equivalent to a shit-riddened taint, otherwise you may actually have a picture of yourself. I can't blame...

I don't know... look at how he is positioned when things stick to him. It looks like he is using his adipose tissue and a slight curvature of his spine to maintain the items above his stomach.

If...

Obviously, my real career is begging for money on the streets. I do not own a home, I play Gemstone via computers people leave on their cafe table when they go to the bathroom and often times I find...

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Wow, that comment pissed me off so much, I have to post again.

I thought you were a pretty stand up guy, Anticor, especially considering you live not too far from me.

The last post I made was a...

What the fuck is this shit? Who did I scam, and when?

I've never sold anything except for silvers, and I've never scammed anyone.

Where the FUCK did you hear this at? I haven't even been in...

Holy FUCK. I just talked to what sounded like an Indian accented man named ECHO. I couldn't understand half of what he said, but he's sending me a new drive in 2-3 days!

Now we'll see if I can...

Okay, I will try this.

Warranty expires 05/09/11, eeeek. Cutting it close. Calling them now.

@ Suppa: I'll check that website out as well.

Can you walk me through how to do that?

Haha. If it's as easy as you say it is, I may be able to do it myself. But if I can't, I'm calling you in for backup!

Now I have to find the correct drive. Anyway you can find that for me? I'd...

That cheap? It will still be a DVD/RW drive? Problem is, I don't know how to take this monitor apart. :(

So I can't just download an optical drive? I don't even know what that is. Heh. I'm not very computer savvy.

Just ran it again. Direct message is:

"Windows did not detect an optical disc drive. It might be disconnected or unplugged. Check the drive connection or plug the drive in".

But this computer isn't even a year old yet! Hoooow!

That's the "FIX IT" program I referred to in my original post. It said it could not detect my optical drives.

I read about this... but it was never very elaborate. I went into my BIOS, but wasn't sure what to look for. I saw one part where there was a CD-ROM selection and it said "NOT INSTALLED", I believe.

Various Microsoft/Windows 7 forums I found via Google. Heh.

Provided I am at the right spot, it says, "Searching for devices... make sure your device is discoverable".

I had read of at least two "fixes" that involved downloaded programs with "fake" DVD...

Ah, I saw that recommended somewhere. Let me try again. I could have sworn nothing was even there -- no mention of the CD/DVD drive.

Yeah, this is what I see:
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Damn. I'm not even sure how you open one of these computers -- it doesn't have a desktop. It's just a monitor... I guess the desktop is built into it somehow.

Doesn't the fact that the green...