But you're too scared of him to post from a real account?
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Just watch the eclipse through a telescope like a normal person.
You should stick to what you happen to be good at. It's clearly not whatever you call this.
http://i.imgur.com/zj2s1CO.jpg
Or use a welding helmet approved for plasma. None of those auto-darkening ones, cause that won't work.
If you want to retire a billionaire, invent an eclipse viewing fidget spinner!