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Winners:Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 6
1 Anebriated 13
2 Daiyon 11
3 Raidersrus 10
4 SP A$$nTDs 8
5 Gob 0
6 Solkern 0
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
Week 4: Anebriated
Week 5: Suppressed Poet
Week 6: Daiyon
Week 7: Anebriated
Week 8: Anebriated
Code:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Anebriated 85 85-38
2 Daiyon 82 82-41
3 SP A$$nTDs 74 74-49
4 Raidersrus 67 67-56
5 Gob 51 51-56
6 Solkern 16 16-107
Going to move the weekly pick'em i did here last year onto Yahoo to remove the heavy lift from my plate. Not sure I want to require a buy in but am willing to entertain a season winner/weekly winners for anyone that wants to buy into it to make it more interesting. thought is 1m/week and then another chunk for season winner, call it 20m silvers with 1m going to weekly and 8m to season pool?
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo...ster/joingroup
Group ID# 35683
password: anebriated
Picks will lock in 5 minutes prior to the start of each game. I enabled the playoff picks but am mostly looking at regular season for the pool, maybe a separate playoff pool when it gets closer.
one problem with this plan that I see is that most of the people that participated at least last season, don't actively play gemstone anymore.
thats why I dont want to require a buy in. people can join and play for free but they wouldnt qualify for payouts. If anyone outside really wants to participate on the ~$2.50 weekly or $20 season I'll try to work with them to make it happen.
I’m looking forward to whooping everyone’s ass again.
Go Cowboys. This is our year. :rofl:
I guess its time to change back my avatar...
also its good to know that there are some constants in this world...Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
I got you a new one:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
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id rather have 2 playoff wins since 1996Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
reminder that games start this Thursday.
We posting our picks here or new thread every week?Quote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
My week 1 picks:
Chiefs
Packers
Steelers
Bills
Titans
Bengals
Colts
Dolphins
Saints
Vikings
Chargers
Seahawks
Cowboys
Buccaneers
Rams
49ers
Tiebreaker total points Monday: 48
Ravens
green Bay
Atlanta
Buffalo
Bears
Bengals
Texqans
Jaguards
aints
vikings
THE RAIDERS
seattle
cowgirls
bucs
lions
49ers
tie breaker 52
I will not be manually updating the scores this year. If you plan on participating please sign up on yahoo. Life gets too hectic at times as seen last year and this makes it very easy for everyone.
Gotcha. I’m in. Reposting your fantasy link below in case anyone forgot / missed it:Quote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
https://football.fantasysports.yahoo...ster/joingroup
Group ID# 35683
password: anebriated
As if I needed a reason to hate the Eagles even more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
it wasnt sanctioned by eagles brass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Anyone interested in the 1m/week bounty? I can work out an exchange if you dont play anymore.
I’m open to that but don’t play. So like $2.50 a week? Can we just do a grand prize at the end or something? PayPal isn’t friendly with micro transactions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
What
A
Fantastic
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To
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Season
With
There were 3 flags thrown in that post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
go birds
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God it hurt that I was rooting for Saquan.. he's such a tremendous running back and more importantly, a tremendous human being. I'm so happy for him.
Hopefully he stays healthy and shows everyone how much the Giants fucked up not signing him. I honestly want the Giants to go 0-17 this season... the house needs to be cleaned thoroughly... starting with the worst QB in the league.
We dem Boyz!
We overpaid for Dak. I hope he proves me wrong. Lead us to the Super Bowl.
and next offseason when you cant afford micah parsons we will sign him. cheers!
Next year 49ers are gonna have deep cuts too if they want to pay Purdy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
Week 1: Daiyon takes it homeCode:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Daiyon 14 14-2
2 Anebriated 13 13-3
3 SP A$$nTDs 11 11-5
4 Solkern 10 10-6
5 Raidersrus 10 10-6
get your picks in! or dont, im not your dad.
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Originally Posted by Anebriated
The Philadelphia Eagles have a record of 25-23 versus the Cowboys since 2000.
Sure Jan...
Overall the Cowboys lead the Eagles 74-56. An Eagle may fly high, but they can’t touch America’s team.
This last concussion on Tua may be it for him. The hit didn't even look that bad.
I think the overall record loses some steam when half the players on your team werent alive in the 90'sQuote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
yeah he got his bag, he should go out while he can still function. sorry to see him go down this way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
This didn't age well....Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
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We still lead wins when playing the Eagles, but yes that was not a great week for the Cowboys. That might have been the worst game I have ever seen… Hopefully they can review the tape & get our act together, else the Ravens are going to do the same & run all over our defense this week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Suppressed Poet had a better week than the cowboys and takes it home.Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 1 Wk 2 Total Pts
1 Daiyon 14 8 22
2 SP A$$nTDs 11 10 21
3 Anebriated 13 6 19
4 Raidersrus 10 7 17
5 Solkern 10 6 16
6 Gob 0 6 6
Everybody right: Jets, Chargers, Chiefs, Texans
Everybody wrong: Cowboys, Lions, 49ers, Ravens, Eagles
Lone wolf: SP was the only one on the Packers and Browns,
LOL wut: Gob was the only one to pick the Giants.
Now that the Boys got their one awful game out of the way, it’s time we stomp on these Ravens in week 3.
You hear me Solkern?
Yeah I’m calling you out. We’re going to massacre the Ravens and take all of our frustrations out on your team. You better contact the UN because it’s going to take a BINDING RESOLUTION to keep the Cowboys from fucking the Ravens so hard this week that rest of their season will be forfeit.
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Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
What’s up buddy?
Looks like the Cowboys had a case of erectile dysfunction.
These Cowgirls ain’t my team. Our defense sucks ass. Jerry needs to fire himself. Fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
Hahaha, don’t worry, there is always next season!Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Winners:Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 3
1 Anebriated 10
2 Daiyon 9
3 Gob 8
4 Raidersrus 7
5 SP A$$nTDs 6
6 Solkern 0
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
All right: Seahawks
All wrong: Bucs, 49ers
Lone wolf: Gob took the Giants and Panthers, Beldannon took the Vikings, Daiyon took the Ravens
All alone for good reason: SP took the Patriots and Cardinals, Gob took the Titans, Bears and Jaguars, Beldannon took the Chargers
Relax.. you get a bye week this week. No way your defense allows another 40 points.. Giants are terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Dont be like Solkern and forget your picks!
Sloppy win. It turns out the Cowboy’s run defense is only slightly better than the Giant’s run offense. Micah Parsons is injured so there goes any hopes of making the playoffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
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How many of you picked the Bills?!
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
Actually I got that one and a few upsets right, but not my best week.
Not really an upset cause the Ravens were favored.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Giants should end the season as the worst team in the NFL... so that bar isn't exactly set that high.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Winners:Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 4
1 Anebriated 11
2 Gob 9
3 Daiyon 9
4 Raidersrus 8
5 SP A$$nTDs 8
6 Solkern 0
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
Week 4: Anebriated
All right: Cowboys, 49ersCode:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Anebriated 40 40-24
2 Daiyon 40 40-24
3 SP A$$nTDs 35 35-29
4 Raidersrus 32 32-32
5 Gob 23 23-25
6 Solkern 16 16-48
All wrong: Jets
Lone wolf: Beldannon took the Colts
All alone for good reason: Gob took the Jags and Seahawks, Beldannon took the Chargers
Make sure your picks are in!
Lamar with the holy fuck play of the year already.
Dak did it better. I’m tired today.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
Winners:Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 5
1 SP A$$nTDs 10
2 Anebriated 9
3 Daiyon 9
4 Raidersrus 7
5 Gob 7
6 Solkern 0
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
Week 4: Anebriated
Week 5: Suppressed Poet
All right: Vikings, Commanders, PackersCode:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Anebriated 49 49-29
2 Daiyon 49 49-29
3 SP A$$nTDs 55 45-33
4 Raidersrus 39 39-39
5 Gob 30 30-32
6 Solkern 16 16-62
All wrong: 49ers, Seahawks
Lone wolf: none
Chose Poorly: Beldannon took the Panthers, Bengals and Saints, Gob took the Bills.
Commanders are gonna be a terror soon. Daniels looks legit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
SP this is the suicide hotline 1-800-985-5990
You might need it after that complete ass whopping you just got.
I shut off the television before halftime when they were down 21 points…Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
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LOL..Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Could be worse.. you could be a Giants fan...
At least the Cowboys have a shot at the playoffs. Giants are SO BAD that they will somehow fuck up and go on some worthless win streak that will prevent them from the #1 pick overall.
Winners:Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 6
1 Daiyon 13
2 Gob 12
3 Anebriated 11
4 SP A$$nTDs 11
5 Raidersrus 11
6 Solkern 0
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
Week 4: Anebriated
Week 5: Suppressed Poet
Week 6: Daiyon
All right: Packers, Texans, Eagles, Falcons, BengalsCode:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Daiyon 62 62-30
2 Anebriated 60 60-32
3 SP A$$nTDs 56 56-36
4 Raidersrus 50 50-42
5 Gob 42 42-34
6 Solkern 16 16-76
All wrong: none
Lone wolf: none
chose poorly: Beldannon took the seahawks, Titans and Raiders. Gob took the Jags. SP took the Saints. Aneb took Commanders and Jets.
Favs rolled this week and won every game... not much else to be said here except lol Cowboys.
Henry has as many touchdowns as the cowboys offense has had all season… 10
Yeah, but you left out the part about how awesome the Cowboys are getting into the red zone to give Dak the perfect opportunity to throw the most painful interceptions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
HahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
All right: Bills, Bengals, EaglesCode:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 6
1 Anebriated 12
2 SP A$$nTDs 10
3 Daiyon 9
4 Gob 9
5 Raidersrus 7
6 Solkern 0
All wrong: none
lone wolf: I took the Broncos, Gob took the Seahawks, SP took the Steelers
Chose poorly: Beldannon took the Dolphins, Gob took the Raiders and Panthers, I took the Bucs
Winners:
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
Week 4: Anebriated
Week 5: Suppressed Poet
Week 6: Daiyon
Week 7: Anebriated
Code:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Anebriated 72 72-35
2 Daiyon 62 71-34
3 SP A$$nTDs 66 66-41
4 Raidersrus 57 57-50
5 Gob 51 51-40
6 Solkern 16 16-91
Pretty straightforward week. couple toss up games but mostly favs again this week.Code:Rank Pick Set Name Wk 6
1 Anebriated 13
2 Daiyon 11
3 Raidersrus 10
4 SP A$$nTDs 8
5 Gob 0
6 Solkern 0
All right: Lions, Packers, Texans, Bills, Broncos, Chiefs, Steelers
All wrong: Vikings, Ravens, jets
Lone Wolf: none
Chose poorly: SP took the saints for some reason, also the cowboys.
Winners:
Week 1: Daiyon
Week 2: Suppressed Poet
Week 3: Anebriated
Week 4: Anebriated
Week 5: Suppressed Poet
Week 6: Daiyon
Week 7: Anebriated
Week 8: Anebriated
Code:Rank Pick Set Name Total Pts W-L
1 Anebriated 85 85-38
2 Daiyon 82 82-41
3 SP A$$nTDs 74 74-49
4 Raidersrus 67 67-56
5 Gob 51 51-56
6 Solkern 16 16-107
6 Solkern 16 16-107
Soykern should do the exact opposite of who he thinks will win the game... he would be up 20 games now.
I honestly have never seen someone make such horrible picks. Ravens are 5-3, so that right there is almost a third of his correct predictions.
He abandoned his own team and stopped making picks after week 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
I just assumed his wife stopped telling him which team was going to win so he had to guess and based it upon the boys costumes they wore on the field.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
I honestly just keep forgetting about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Well, Cowboys are pretty damn God-awful. Even though we got slaughtered by the Eagles, I find myself picking them to win against the Texans this week. This must be what it feels like to be a diehard Kamala Harris supporter.
Make America’s Team Great Again
Sounds like you're a card carrying member of White Dudes for Dallas
HOLYQuote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
FUCKING
SHIT
That is hilarious... and spot fucking on.
Guilty as charged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anebriated
I’m feeling the Cowboys this week. We can beat the Skins. Besides, if I’m wrong, what’s one more disappointment?
"NEXT YEAR WILL BE OUR YEAR!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Does McCarthy survive 2024?
No, I don’t think McCarthy will survive this. I never liked him as a coach. Even when we were a better team, he has a habit of making poor game time & time management coaching decisions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
All the fans are turning on Jerry Jones. More than anyone, he should be fired as GM. The shit rolls down hill as they say, so I expect McCarthy will be canned as soon as the season ends.
A very large portion of the fan base has put the blame on Jerry for years. Zero fucks given he's still making money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
factsQuote:
Originally Posted by Realk
Hard to can the boss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
Jerry will do whatever he wants.
Cowboys are back baby!!! :rofl:
Wouldn’t it be great if we picked up Daniel Jones and started him on Thanksgiving vs the Giants?
Edit: Of course in Jerry’s infinite wisdom we are passing on him. Cooper Rush had one good game, and guess he is our guy.
That would be hilarious... and to be fair, I would root for Daniel Jones to absolutely ball out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
The Giants are in a desperate need to clean house... from GM to Coach to about 25% of their main starters.
The laziness and diva attitude there is a cancer.. and like I told my die hard Giant fan sister: They have to be absolutely embarrassed every week (like the Bucs did this weekend) for this to actually happen.
How can anyone think Josh Allen is MVP over Lamar. Lol
Agreed. Lamar Jackson beats Josh Allen in yards, TDs, and QB rating. The Bills have one more win over the Ravens but they play in a softer division. Lamar deserves the MVP.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
Allen had a great season, too bad Lamar had a better season.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
The funniest arguments are Allen is more important to his team!
It’s like dude, when Lamar has less than a 114 passer rating (12th all time) the Ravens are 1-5, or it was a rebuild year! Dude their O/U was 10.5 and favored by Vegas insider to win the division, that’s a rebuild year?! lol
Two dudes equally valuable to their teams, yet a subtle difference:
Lamar: 8 fumbles, 4 lost.
Allen: 1 fumble, 0 lost.
Value ain't just yards gained.
What? Allen lost two fumbles this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Furryrat
And there are a lot of differences between the two players that go beyond “yards gained”. If you dig into it, you realize that it really isn’t close.
Ravens had the #1 rush offense this year.. Bills had the 9th. Lamar just had to hand off to the #2 rusher in the league.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
Ravens had the #10 overall defense this year.. Bills had the 17th. Josh had to overcome the differential by leading his team to a better record than Lamar.
Allen was only sacked 14 times this season, while Jackson was sacked 23 times.
Looks like we're headed to a Bills vs Ravens matchup next week. Should be epic and hopefully in the snow!
Both games were blowouts... I hope both teams play their best games.Quote:
Originally Posted by Furryrat
Adios Mike McCarthy & good riddance.
Unfortunately I have little faith that we’ll get a real talented coach to replace him. Jerry doesn’t want someone that has real agency in all of the coaching decisions. He wants a yes-man.
I heard he wants Deion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
That’s JJ’s issue, he wants to do everything instead of trusting people.
A pair of snowbound gems today. Lamar vs Allen getting fierce with the snow starting to pick up!
Also, why oh why oh why must I be a Lions fan.
Damn…how do you fuck up that easy catch for the 2 point conversion? Tough way to go out for the Ravens.
Yikes yeah that was brutal, was hoping for an overtime thriller.
Asked and answered.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
It's not about just stats... it's about winning the games that matter.
Josh Allen for MVP.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
And boom.. your wish has been granted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Furryrat
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Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Now all he has to do is beat the Chiefs when it matters!
Yea, I was rooting for him to win that game...Quote:
Originally Posted by Furryrat
I'll be rooting for KC because I love Coach Andy Reid and appreciate Mahomes and want them to get the 3 peat.
It has absolutely nothing to do with the Eagles being my arch enemy and me hating the team or city.
Really.
I am the opposite I hate the queefs and they are our arch rival. So go EAGLES!!! I do like andy reid and mahomes while he looks like darlene from rosanne and whines all the time he is a really good playerQuote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Oh I know. All my brother talks about is how much he hates the Chiefs.Quote:
Originally Posted by beldannon5
And holy fuck.. I won't be able to look at Mahomes the same again...
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