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You have upset Bhaalz with this poll.
Maybe send him an apology letter?
Someone voted yes and without tacos, what a monster.
I think whether a president is a good president or not is too high of a bar given what we have to work with these days. How about just "Is President X a giant douche?" That seems like a good place to start.
I think overall he’s doing a decent job.
By what metric, specifically?Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
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i guess Methais is butthurt about that other poll so he went ahead and made his own lol
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Originally Posted by macguyver
I highlighted the relevant parts, since you obviously struggle with telling time.
gg macguyver, retard :lol:
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lol dude no need to be butthurt about itQuote:
Originally Posted by Methais
That's some pretty hard projection you got going on there.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Otherwise, please elaborate on how laughing at your ultra stupidity = butthurt.
I'm only replying to you so that you'll keep replying and making yourself look more and more stupid with each retarded post you make, btw.
lol why are you so angry?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
are you at work? go take a coffee break bro and cool down. easy
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Originally Posted by macguyver
Have you learned how to tell time yet?
yes, it's time for you to cool your jets Top Gun. Methais we know that you are the manifestation of early 2000s internet culture in the body of a 40+ loser man so rage posting all day is all you know but people can change
"HOW DUZ TIME WERK!?" -MacGuyver 2022.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Question: Why does MacGuyver hate you so much? Did you sleep one of his characters in GS like a couple decades ago.. and he still wants to get even?Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
On your next alt, please make it more difficult to know who you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Give us a challenge!
isn't it time for that early bird special gramps? better get on down to the restaurant before the other blue hairs take all the good breadQuote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Not the soggy butter breadQuote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
5pm? You're about an hour late.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Blue Hair Specials start at 4pm.
Dumbass.
sounds like someone didn't get enough Metamucil today in their afternoon vitamin drink and is a little grumpy
Comparatively, yes. Hard not to outshine the one that came before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Solkern
More people voting without tacos. What kind of depraved lives do these people live where they don't want tacos?
Trump hurt a lot of peoples feelings, so that's worse then hurting our pockets and our lives. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo
OMG HE ALMOST STARTED WWIII!?!?!?! ALSO, HE COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by beldannon5
Bhaalizmo doesn't work or pay taxes, so it has no effect on him.Quote:
Originally Posted by beldannon5
Mean tweets though...that shit ruins his entire week.
It's primarily because he's a weak bitch.
I have no idea why he's always had such a boner for me, but it's a pretty chronic boner. I'm pretty sure he wants to have sex with me (with him being the bottom of course) and gets mad at me for not being heterosexually challenged.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Or he just hates himself and projects it in all directions. Probably a combination of both in addition to his multiple undiagnosed and/or untreated mental illnesses.
I'm glad he's stepping up though. Seran has been mostly phoning it in lately, and someone has to fill in the megatard void for now, and Bhaalizmo is just too boring to fill that role.
Methais do you think there is anything wrong with being gay
No, but you clearly think there's something wrong with not being gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
so you don't think there is anything wrong with being gay, but you rage post about other people being gay. totally checks out
just come out of the closet homie. no one gives a shit these days
Right, I'm sure it has nothing to do with you going on for years about your burning desire to break into the gay porn industry. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
The irony of you telling other people to get new material when you're on alt account #948732042834 that is literally no different than the 948732042833 alt accounts before it.
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i never said get new material. i said you're either in the closet or a 40+ year old loser who doesn't realize the overton window has shifted since the 90s and still thinks it's cool and funny to make gay jokes. i mean it could be both but who knows
Okey dokey.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
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Seriously Methais? Why can't you just come out of the closet like MacGuyver did years ago??Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
He's so brave.
His bravery is only outmatched by his abject poverty.
being poor is also something that is funny and cool to use as an insult and something that normal people say
seriously do you guys live in this fucking decade? lol jesus
Do you? Lame stopped being a cool insult in the late 90s but you spam it.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Radical dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
hey, thanks for posting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
calling someone lame or a variation of it is not something that has gone out of fashion. making fun of someone for sounding like an out of touch old is a tried and true classic that will never die, like making fun of someone for being stupid. making fun of someone for their sexual orientation or their material conditions, however, has, and no one with a normal brain gives a shit if you are those things in 2022.
but, i'm sure you know the difference between and you're just posting in bad faith. that, or you're a fucking moron who can't see the difference. either way, lame.
As you know, the stock market has historically performed much better under Democrat presidents than under Republican presidents. Although the stock market performed better under Trump than under most Republican presidents, average annual returns during Trump's four years were lower than during either of Clinton's and Obama's eight years.Quote:
Originally Posted by beldannon5
Similarly, GDP growth--arguably the most important economic measure--has been, on average, much better under Democrat than Republican presidents. Trump performed very poorly on GDP, ranking lower than even most Republican presidents.
Unemployment increased, which is bad, over Trump's four years in office. It decreased, which is good, during both Clinton's and Obama's terms.
Except for one or two years during Clinton's time in office, Budget deficits have been too large under all presidents, averaging worse under Republican presidents than under Democrat presidents. Trump was the worst.
There have been, on average, more recessions under Republican presidents than under Democrat presidents. No recessions began during the terms Clinton and Obama, for example. One recession began during Trump's term.
Trump fell in line with other Republican presidents as underperforming on objective economic measures.
Here is a summary from Wikipedia..
Objective numbers fail to capture the more politically important subjective measures of performance, such as who do you think had a higher stock market return or who do you think had higher GDP growth. Trump, I'm guessing, would outperform Democrats on those subjective measures, even in the face of objective proof to the contrary. Subjective assessments drive votes.
People who have seriously studied the economic disparity between Democrat and Republican presidents believe Democrats have just been lucky.
Historical partisan averages certainly do not prove that Biden will perform as well as his Democrat predecessors. The economy is currently breaking records on economic growth, so much so that the Federal Reserve is applying the breaks.
If economics isn't the proper measure of presidential performance, what should it be?
Yes, it has.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Every post that everyone has made making fun of you has been rooted in making fun of your extreme stupidity. You're just too stupid to figure things like that out, which makes you butthurt and causes you to lash out.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
the thing i said doesn't mean the thing i said it actually means something different
gelston when we want the opinion of a no-drip moron who can't tell the difference between making fun of someone's character vs making fun of their sexual orientation we will call for you. until then go awayQuote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
You try to hard, just like you always do. No one ever bashed you for your sexual orientation, they were bringing up things you yourself have posted in the past. If that is bashing, then you are the one that did it.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Since you are, and have always been, a dense moron I don't expect you to understand that. It'll be fun when Kranar bans this account of yours too.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
let's say i was maguyver and i said i was gay in the past, and then i said i was too poor to buy a house. and now people make fun of me for being gay or for being too poor to buy a house, they aren't actually making fun of be for being gay or for being poor, they are making fun of me for saying i was gay and saying i was poor. don't you see how these things are different
what i'm getting at here Gelston is that you're a complete fucking idiot. i don't know anything more about you other than that but you should really go away
"I'm really not macguyver guys, honest!"Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
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What a complete shitshow you are. Please continue.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Gelston is a good guy. He was planning to join the foreign legion and go defend Ukraine, just like Beau Geste except he wouldn't die at the end. His girlfriend wouldn't let him, which was unfortunate for the Ukrainians but fortunate for the Russians and, I assume, his girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
No, it is actually my wife. She doesn’t let me have additional girlfriends. If not for her, and an expired passport that is taking forever to get renewed, I’d be there.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClydeR
Bro I’m with you. Working in an office doing tedious unfulfilling “makes no difference to the world” tasks…I often fantasize about joining the Ukrainian foreign legion and killing some evil Russian barbarians. I think I may have missed my calling during our wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Alas I went college and got into financial services.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
I have no military or combat experience though, so they don’t want me. I checked their site and it pretty much made clear don’t volunteer without that prior experience now. Pretty sure if I went I’d be assigned to picking up corpses on the battlefield or just cannon fodder.
They've only wanted prior experience from the start. There are other organizations that take anyone, but they aren't combat roles and are mostly at the border.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
how much of a braindead psycho do you have to be to have actually wanted to fight in the Iraq/Afghanistan wars. like holy shit
He's totes not McGuyver, guys. He's totes a completely different person who just so happens to spout the same moronic shit that McGuyver did.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Stop being such a broke ass faggot with every.single.alt. you make.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Thanks.
Think it has more to do with coming to terms that I’m going to turn 40 next year, and the opportunity to be a soldier is well behind me.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
I work with many veterans. They describe the conditions of war as horrible, but also say there is no greater rush of adrenaline and clear sense of purpose like combat. Something about that second part just speaks to me.
you could try bungie jumpingQuote:
Originally Posted by Suppressed Poet
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Originally Posted by Tgo01
yes, cool guys. war is good actually and only broke ass fags think differentlyQuote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
lol you freaks are pathetic
and parkbandit stop posting. you are literally the worst poster
I'll get right on that.. after you finally make your dreams come true and break into the gay porn industry / scrape enough money together to buy a house.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
yeah i did both of those things so stop posting
Haha, you’re in gay porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
yes and i own a house.
go away
Now it makes sense. If you had a girlfriend, you wouldn't want to leave. But if you have a wife, you'd love to go anywhere, even Ukraine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
so what you're saying here is that you're a huge pussy lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Gelston
sorry bros, can't come to war, have to pick the wife up from work and CVS isn't open so i can't take that passport picture. maybe next time, but gl
Sure you do.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Anything is possible on the Internet.
SPOILER: This is not considered a house by normal people:
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yeah, i agree. is that what your grandkids wheel you into when you start sundowning? that's cute, thank you for sharing.
This is correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkbandit
methais i'm not sure you're aware but you have almost 50k posts of stupidity and have been shit posting for almost 20 years on a message board dedicated to a 30+ year old game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Methais
like, holy shit
"I know you are but what am I?" -joeyb 2022 Retarded Comeback of the Year nomineeQuote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Lame.
parkbandit stop posting
MacGuyver, go get a job for the first time in your life.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Thanks.
macguyver, I'm not sure you're aware but you've spent the past 7+ years shitting your pants across 84732403892 alt accounts on a forum that's almost impossible to get banned from unless you're literally the most retarded of the retarded, all while calling everyone else a loser without a shred of self awareness, and your greatest accomplishment in life is being in gay porn.Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Are you still not macguyver though? Asking for a friend. Serious question that requires an immediate answer. Pronto.
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Originally Posted by Parkbandit
Right on schedule, macguyver accidentally outs himself again, because he's really that fucking dumb. :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by joeyb
Hey macguyver, are you still pretending that you're not macguyver?
lol