A thread for Ashliana

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

So, using Ashliana logic, if I didn't post the original post.. you would have posted almost five hundred times in a thread with no one in it?

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Nope, it wouldn't have existed. You lost by making it. It's just a monument to your spectacular post-Trump loss meltdown, a monument to your obsession with me.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

You can't win anything. I made a thread titled "A thread for Ashliana" and you actually posted in it ( which I knew you would) and you have been responding to my posts from the very beginning on this thread.

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And I forced you to post in it hundreds of additional times, demonstrating your ongoing butthurt and obsession with me. I know, Parkbandit: Words are hard for you.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I just hope you can hang on a little more to get 500 posts in a thread I made to troll you in.

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We won't be ending this at 500 posts unless you stop posting in it, which will be an unequivocal loss on your part. There's no winning path out of it for you. You give up, I win. You keep going, I win. You die, I win. Words sure are hard for you.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

There aren't any elections coming up where if your side loses, you quit the PC for months on end until we summon you back by mentioning your name.

I've brought you back to this forum on at least 2 different occasions.. by making threads about you... and I knew this when I made this thread.

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"I'm not obsessed with you! I'm just obsessed with you!"
-Parkbandit, unironically, 2021 CE

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I can't have another retard champion leaving this forum. You're here to stay until I decide I'm done.

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Fear not, the only way we'll be losing our Retard Champion is when your heart gives out. Then Methais or Rocktar will take over.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

And I won't ever be done making fun of your stupidity.

Ever.

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Again, you'll soon be a worm-infested, bloated corpse in the dirt, Tardbandit. Try to keep up.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

Yes, yes.. because the 10 minutes I spend on this thread is a real time consumer...

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You've created a whole 100 page thread dedicated to attacking another person on this forum.

The evidence is against you on this one. You're spending alot of time doing this.

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Originally Posted by Ashliana

Get help soon. And stay super butthurt and angry with no sense of self-awareness. It's working out fantastically for you. Trump is inching closer to regaining power thanks to your efforts on this forum! :rofl:

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You only speak when you are spoken to.

You may speak now.

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

You've created a whole 100 page thread dedicated to attacking another person on this forum.

The evidence is against you on this one. You're spending alot of time doing this.

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According to Ashliana logic, you’re simping for him.

I’m sure Ashliana will be along any second now after mashing F5 24/7 to explain in several mentally ill randomly bolted paragraphs how “nuh uh this is d-d-d-different because [insert more mental illness meltdown keyboard face rolling here]” followed by his little princess party victory dance that his mind has to delude itself with in order to make it through another day of existence.

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Originally Posted by Methais

You only speak when you are spoken to.

You may speak now.

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You have control issues. :) Not unexpected, given how conservatives are super butthurt that they've lost on every social issue.

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Originally Posted by Methais

According to Ashliana logic, you’re simping for him.

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You might have a point, if Bhaal were appearing as often, as obsequiously, and as consistently as you do to back up Parkbandit.

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Originally Posted by Methais

I’m sure Ashliana will be along any second now after mashing F5 24/7 to explain in several mentally ill randomly bolted paragraphs how “nuh uh this is d-d-d-different because [insert more mental illness meltdown keyboard face rolling here]” followed by his little princess party victory dance that his mind has to delude itself with in order to make it through another day of existence.

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Spoiler Alert: You keep relying on this desperate "If I can just point out that my argument has an easily refuted weakness, somehow the weakness will disappear!" strategy.. and yet, it's never worked for you a single time. If you were capable of adapting to failure, though, you wouldn't be a conservative, so...

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Originally Posted by Bhaalizmo

You've created a whole 100 page thread dedicated to attacking another person on this forum.

The evidence is against you on this one. You're spending alot of time doing this.

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I created a thread that is a safe space for Ashliana to lash out and have a good cry. I attempted to help with a message of positivity, but the negativity that is Ashliana decided not to accept help and lashed out even more. It focuses his efforts to derail every political thread and brings it here so normal people can have a conversation in other threads.

And who, besides Ashliana, still views this forum in 20 posts per page? Like do you need help changing it to 100 posts per page?

This is your Monday reminder!

Know your role.

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

I was emotionally devastated by Trump's loss, lashing out at people constantly because of how spectacularly butthurt I was, and got sick and tired of having to deal with Ashliana pointing out that my worldview is based on feelings and identity politics. I deluded myself into thinking that by creating a thread about the person I'm obsessed about (and have been obsessively stalking for over a decade), that I could force him into posting only in this thread, except because I'm a retarded boomer, I don't know how the Internet works, and my Alzheimer's makes me forget I'm incapable of arguing.

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Fixed that for you. :)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

This is your Monday reminder!

Know your role.

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Oh, I know my role. It's keeping you trapped in the monument to your obsession and post-Trump loss meltdown you created. :rofl:

lol can i just ask what the obsession is with everyone arguing with Ashliana and Ashliana arguing with everyone lol?

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Originally Posted by LOL BRIELUS

lol can i just ask what the obsession is with everyone arguing with Ashliana and Ashliana arguing with everyone lol?

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Essentially, ParkBandit created an entire thread to attack Ashliana.

Ashliana responds. Parkbandit sycophants and PB himself attack.

And so on.