Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

I'd invite Kranar in our club for these crimes, since he can come up with a good scheme, but I dont think he fits the niche that gets invites to clubs with severe debt issues............

Jerk.

Lets all get together and vote to tax him more.

I'll go in on the student loan debt mob. I remember the party my mother threw when she finally paid off the law school loans but I'm pretty much resigned to never experiencing that myself. I'll never get these damn things paid off.

I don't have student loans but I sure would like to be an enforcer for a crime syndicate.

Alright, well it sounds like we're off to a good start here. Dex, we'll be using your new business to launder money. We also possibly need your OG pit to put in some work. Diethx, TheE, I know almost nothing about your lives- this makes it difficult for me to tell you how to crime.

I snitched on all of you. :(

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

I snitched on all of you. :(

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It's because you listen to Avril Lavigne.

I'm not on trial here!!!

I can make truffles for people that could be laced with drugs to either a) put them to sleep so we can rob the bank, or b) uhh, non-fatally murder them if they dont pay up?

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Originally Posted by Delias

Alright, well it sounds like we're off to a good start here. Dex, we'll be using your new business to launder money. We also possibly need your OG pit to put in some work. Diethx, TheE, I know almost nothing about your lives- this makes it difficult for me to tell you how to crime.

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I'm brown, crime is second nature.

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Originally Posted by Kuyuk

b) uhh, non-fatally murder them...

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Wait... what?