Things that made you laugh today (Political Version)

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gavin-n...sk-restaurant/

Yes, that's right. In California, you need to put your mask on/off between bites while eating at a restaurant.

Also, minimize the number of times you take your mask off.

So.... take bigger bites?

What a joke that state has become.... and the retarded people keep voting these retards into office.

Holy fuck.

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"We've seen a recent spike in 911 choking calls and we can't figure out why"

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Originally Posted by Parkbandit

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gavin-n...sk-restaurant/

Yes, that's right. In California, you need to put your mask on/off between bites while eating at a restaurant.

Also, minimize the number of times you take your mask off.

So.... take bigger bites?

What a joke that state has become.... and the retarded people keep voting these retards into office.

Holy fuck.

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Now people will be touching their face.......

https://media1.tenor.com/images/0cfa...temid=13828022

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Originally Posted by Geijon

That the fourth state in addition to the other three you've named that ran you out?

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What? I've never lived in California.. and I've never been run out of a state.

You seem more upset than "normal", Geijon. What's the matter.. you blew through your WIC check early again?

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Originally Posted by Geijon

That the fourth state in addition to the other three you've named that ran you out?

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Get your mental illness checked. You're starting to hallucinate now.

Dork.

"California is gonna have to ration water. You wanna know why? Because they send millions of gallons of water out to sea, out to the Pacific. Because they want to take care of certain little tiny fish, that aren't doing very well without water." -- Trump

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Originally Posted by Geijon

You clown. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CxtK7-XtE0

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How cute, Biden taught you a new word this week.

Was that before or after you let him sniff your butthole though?

This guy's add is savage AF:

https://www.breitbart.com/2020-elect...-her-district/

Donald Trump has demanded Puerto Ricans vote for him, despite the island’s residents not being able to cast a ballot in the presidential election.

Mr Trump courted Puerto Rican voters during part of his Make America Great Again rally in Florida on Monday, his first since catching Covid-19.

“I’m not gonna say the best, but I’m just about the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico. You better vote for me, Puerto Rico,” boasted the president.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/better-vo...054145519.html

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Mr Trump courted Puerto Rican voters during part of his Make America Great Again rally in Florida on Monday, his first since catching Covid-19.

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Originally Posted by Solkern

Donald Trump has demanded Puerto Ricans vote for him, despite the island’s residents not being able to cast a ballot in the presidential election.

Mr Trump courted Puerto Rican voters during part of his Make America Great Again rally in Florida on Monday, his first since catching Covid-19.

“I’m not gonna say the best, but I’m just about the best thing that ever happened to Puerto Rico. You better vote for me, Puerto Rico,” boasted the president.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/better-vo...054145519.html

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He's courting the Puerto Ricans that moved to Florida because they couldn't rebuild an island with paper towels.