Thread for Things That Made You Frown Today

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Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell

This is jew-y of me, but when you boil it down, why are you or I going to waste money on booze, meds, etc. just to build up tolerance and have absolutely no net gain? Dex Love baby, if you still want to become a Xiaolin monk with me in the mountains... Come fly with me. Lesbian seagull.

Edit: I can say "jew-y" without being self-bigoted, not because I'm Jewish, but because vayichayu hayeh Sarah, me'ah shenah. Burei puri hagaffen. Amein. Uh, think we're past life/death of Sarah, around that time on the lunar calendar. Edit: Thirteen days ago. Whatever, we're doing this, full speed ahead.

Y'all be well.

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That made so much sense seven shots of vodka/cointreau into the night. Which actually helped A LOT. And my boyfriend was so supportive (enabling) of my pre-drinking before hanging with his family, he lined up the shots FOR me as I was putting on make-up and talkin' GS alters on AIM as I got ready. He was all, "One more? While you're putting on base? While you're putting on eyeliner? Hit you again before you brush your teeth?" Bless that boy.

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Originally Posted by Tgo01

For the love of God diethx change your sig! I'm going to have nightmares for months now.

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lol I was just saying that I'm so tired that I forgot I'd changed it earlier, and I creeped myself out for a second. I was all - "WAT... oh, right."

Just discovered this liquid melatonin we've been giving my son to help regulate his sleep contains 7% grain alcohol and that my wife never read the bottle. If we were going to be that white-trashy about it we could have just given him rum and skipped the middle man. Fuck.

Waking up this morning in air so dry my nose HURTS, I'm surprised I don't have a nosebleed from it. The husband is trying to sleep, and has been bitched at to put the deconstructed humidifier back together so I can sleep tonight.

Which kills me, because a few months ago we were yelling at our apartment management about the fact that it was so HUMID in here we were having a mold and mildew problem and they had to bring us an industrial sized DEhumidifier to pull some of the moisture out of the air.

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Originally Posted by Asile

Waking up this morning in air so dry my nose HURTS, I'm surprised I don't have a nosebleed from it. The husband is trying to sleep, and has been bitched at to put the deconstructed humidifier back together so I can sleep tonight.

Which kills me, because a few months ago we were yelling at our apartment management about the fact that it was so HUMID in here we were having a mold and mildew problem and they had to bring us an industrial sized DEhumidifier to pull some of the moisture out of the air.

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Cleaning my humidifier is not fun. I've gone through three cycles and ran out of table salt, so I started using vinegar. I'll be a little bit less grimy about it next time, like I said last time. And the time before. Uhhh ... right, maybe some saline nose drops will clear things up? Kind of a bitch to keep using every morning and night.

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Originally Posted by Delias

Just discovered this liquid melatonin we've been giving my son to help regulate his sleep contains 7% grain alcohol and that my wife never read the bottle. If we were going to be that white-trashy about it we could have just given him rum and skipped the middle man. Fuck.

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No hurt feelings, but that's frickin' awesome. Does he sleepwalk? How close are you to a trucker stop. Be careful.

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Originally Posted by Stanley Burrell

Cleaning my humidifier is not fun. I've gone through three cycles and ran out of table salt, so I started using vinegar. I'll be a little bit less grimy about it next time, like I said last time. And the time before. Uhhh ... right, maybe some saline nose drops will clear things up? Kind of a bitch to keep using every morning and night.



No hurt feelings, but that's frickin' awesome. Does he sleepwalk? How close are you to a trucker stop. Be careful.

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No sleep walking. Occasional fits of sleep laughing. Mostly though, he seems fairly content to not ever go to sleep.

Influenza.

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Originally Posted by Latrinsorm

Influenza.

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Hope you feel better. Everyone around me has this. I'm not sure why I'm not sick yet.

My frowns is that I have too much homework and not enough hours.

Library doesn't open until 5pm today. I've tried to make my morning productive and cleaned my apartment, but I can't do homework here. I NEED IT TO BE OPEN NOW. :(

... coffee shop?